And the winners of the First Annual Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest are…
Lina and ThatGirl!
I had such a hard time choosing! In the end, I chose one winning limerick and one winning haiku — so a travel mug to you both.
Here are our winners!
Both of these submissions I feel sum up the CL spirit — We will NOT be plan B! and are utterly un-spackled in their clear view of their cheaters. I mean, OMG, jewelry from Tractor Supply? Awesome telling detail. And I love how Lina follows up her smack down with the spackle-no-more line “I lied, sex was only so-so.”
The runners up were: