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Asshole Songs!

May 13, 2013 by Chump Lady

Hey chumps! While I’m working on my post, I thought you might enjoy this video from Garfunkel and Oates. An ode to the booty call, entitled “Self Esteem.”

And just so we have the guy perspective here too — enjoy “That Guy You’re With Is an Asshole” by Robert Earl Keen.

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Comments

  1. HearthBuilder says

    May 13, 2013 at 11:03 am

    Thanks CL, it’s great to start the week with a laugh and some music from the heart of Texas.

    “… not quite low enough yet.”

    Too funny.

  2. Toni says

    May 13, 2013 at 11:20 am

    LOL “For Real”!

  3. nomar says

    May 13, 2013 at 11:27 am

    The ulitmate asshole song, “You’re an Asshole” by Jim’s Big Ego:

    http://filmstripinternational.com/index.php?page=video&display=7

    If the politics of the video bother you, just play the song while looking at pictures from your wedding to your cheater.

  4. Kelly says

    May 13, 2013 at 11:46 am

    Thanks CL, quite uplifting!

  5. kb says

    May 13, 2013 at 12:12 pm

    I was tempted to post the Garfunkle and Oates to my FB page, but decided that its so atypical for me that I’d be announcing that STBX is STBX before I’m really ready.

    But TEARS OF LAUGHTER!!!I

    No, my self esteem isn’t that low! 😀

  6. Named for Vera says

    May 13, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    Well, there’s alway’s the Dead Kennedy’s classic. I’d say it describes more than a few cheaters. (And probably, their cheating.)

  7. Valentine says

    May 13, 2013 at 3:18 pm

    Classic. Love me some, Robert Earl Keen! Great song!

    And YES, someone did actually say that to me when I was dating assclown….that the guy I was with was an ‘asshole’.

  8. Karen says

    May 13, 2013 at 4:11 pm

    I was talking to the ex one day long ago (well before he was the ex) about someone with Narcissistic PD, he asked about what that was, and then he said ‘so that’s the technical term for ‘asshole’? Or is that just a jerk?’.

    Little did I know at that time that HE was ‘one of them’ (cue the creepy music)!

  9. Yoder says

    May 13, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    What an incredible laugh I’ve had. I needed that. THANK YOU!!!!

  10. Anne says

    May 14, 2013 at 3:04 am

    So funny…loved it!!!

  11. Datdamwuf says

    May 18, 2013 at 12:51 pm

    Here’s a song that I happened across at a really good time, some versions leave out the end of the song, so listen to this one:

    http://www.slack-time.com/music-video-11147-Ashton-Shepherd-Look-It-Up

    Bonus, video is good and it’s easy to sing along to.

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