By popular request… I bring you “Stupid Shit the Affair Partner Says”! Some of you chumps have had the misfortune of having direct communication with your home wreckers. Even more of us have had the nauseating experience of reading the soul mate schmoopie texts and emails. And some of us have even walked in on the bozos.
So, now’s your chance — lay it on me. What’s the dumbest thing they said?
I’ll start off — the long-term OW in my ex’s story (through three marriages and counting) called me 6 months into my marriage to tell me she existed. At the end of one of her calls she said
“You sound like a nice person.”
Later though, when I didn’t vacate the marriage as quickly as she’d hoped, she had different words for me — she told me I was a whore. (Yeah, the one with the marriage license and the ring. Not the person who was a side dish fuck through three marriages. I replied “that’s Mrs. Whore to you.”)
You got better? I’m all ears.