According to Andrew G. Marshall, some of the forces that compel cheaters to cheat are nagging and childrearing.
Yesterday, “blue” recounted that her husband told her he cheated on her because…. she didn’t shave her armpits.
God, are cheaters reduced to such thin soup as ARM PITS? Really? That’s the best blameshifting you got?
So tell me chumps, in a just a few sentences — the very best blameshift you received. The one that made you scratch your head and go, huh?
“I cheated on you because….”
You make coffee wrong.
You just didn’t need all of me, and it didn’t really take much time. (Would you begrudge someone a small hobby, Tracy?)
So chumps with hairy armpits, chumps with bad coffee, chumps with children — tell me — what’s the STUPIDEST reason you got for being chumped?
We might have to name this contest The Andrew G. Marshall Blameshifting Compendium.
Lay it on me.