Boy you guys have some crazy ass cheaters. This was some tough competition from snorkeling in the Dead Sea to OW puking in your toilet.
I decided to award a Golden Sleeping Bag to a cheater of each gender.
The first award goes to… LilyBart! For the guy who caught menstrual cramps. Careful men, those uterine contractions are contagious.
The second award goes to… P.F.! For the throw pillow eating cheater wife. I was happy to read that P.F. has moved on to a new life, with new throw pillows he has scotch guarded.
You get bragging rights, with BarristerBelle (ex of the bunny hopper in the sleeping bag) of Most Batshit Crazy Ex.