In case you missed it, one of our intrepid chumps shared the term “bitch cookie” with Chump Nation and it took off. What’s a bitch cookie? It’s a tasty little reward you get for doing something you should do anyway, without reward.
Cheaters ask for bitch cookies all the time.
“Hey, okay I cheated — but I didn’t beat you.”
“You should appreciate all the good things I DO do — I was faithful for, like, entire MONTHS.”
And this one from my ex — “Hey, the affair(s) didn’t take that much TIME.” Like my biggest problem with his infidelities was time management.
So chumps, what stupid shit did your cheater say that merits a bitch cookie? You only had three D-days, not four? They didn’t have sex with you on the same day they had sex with the affair partner? They kept cheating, but hey, they were NEVER going to divorce you!
Let’s award some bitch cookies.