Yesterday’s post “I Always Come Back to You” engendered quite a few stories of cake-eating. Which made me realize we have an entire sub-category of Stupid Shit Cheaters Say — Cake Talk!
“After we divorce, we could always date, you know.”
“He’s like my best-friend, but you’re my husband!”
“You’re the one I really love.”
So tell me, chumps — what is the cake-iest thing a cheater ever said to you?
At the risk of having many predictable cheaters (“We can still be friends, right?”), I’m guessing some of you guys can out-freak the rest of us.
So lay it on me — Stupidest Cake Speak ever.
The winner gets a signed copy of my book and I’ll draw a cartoon cupcake in your honor.
Lay it on me!