A funny thing happened to Bobby Flay this week on the way to getting a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame. Just as he was receiving the award, an airplane flew overhead trailing a banner that said “CHEATER.”
Flay’s soon-to-be-ex-wife Stephanie March claims she had nothing to do with it.
Flay, you’ll recall, is rumored to be boffing his assistant, which may have led to the break up of his marriage. Or the creepy way he stirs yogurt. (Hard to say.)
Anyway, if it wasn’t Flay’s ex, it sure was a cosmic coincidence. Imagine if banners followed idiots like thought bubbles! Rick Perry announces that he’s running for president again? “LOL!” flies overhead. The Duggars explain child molesting to Fox News? “YOU DON’T SPEAK FOR JESUS” unfurls across Arkansas.
Whoever this mysterious pilot of karma is, I’d like to think he’s out there waiting. Like the Lone Ranger, whenever there is injustice and fraudulence, he’ll swoop into town with the CHEATER banner. Is your ex getting remarried? Receiving an award? On a date? (Ta-da-da-ta-da-da-taDAdum-dum-dum!) The cheater banner appears!
Well, we can hope anyway. It’s not very meh, but it sure is funny.