So lately we’ve been discussing all the ways cheaters lose their shit when they realize their precious kibble supply is dwindling. Narcissistic rage, self pity, charm (the three channels). But today I was wondering, what’s the most pathetic play for kibbles you’ve received?
I know it’s probably hard to choose. Thinking of examples on this blog, there was the cheater who after the divorce wanted to know if he could live in his ex-chump’s basement? He even offered to pay rent!
There are, of course, the legions of cheaters who wish to “remain friends” and fail to understand your “bitterness.” Mine wanted to file taxes jointly as he held up the divorce. (Hey, you’re leaving me, but why not give me a break on my taxable income? Be a love.)
It’s so sad when the kibble well runs dry. Sometimes those cheaters have to mine new sources and renew the old. But never deprive them of their life force of kibbles!
So, my wiser now, once kibble-dispensing chumps — how did your cheater circle back?