I noticed in the comments the other day, on Eat, Pray, Kibble (or as my husband has renamed it “Cheat, Prey, Wuv”), you guys were starting a narcissist checklist.
Before I get the inevitable criticism that we’re arm chair-diagnosing narcissists, (hey if the Google glasses fit…) we’re not looking to contribute to the DSM or Hare checklist here. Today’s exercise is just coming up with some characteristics that might give you pause.
Does she enjoy Esther Perel TED talks?
Does he have three motorcycles, three cars, and four kayaks, but can’t buy his mother lunch?
Does he ask you out to lunch, insist you only split an appetizer (because hey, you’re not hungry, right?) and then berate the waitress?
Did she spend the rent on a Bedazzler?
Tell me, chumps, what are you screening for these days? Help your fellow chumps out.