Best Public Service Announcement EVER goes to Rescue Dogs Rock NYC for “Dogs don’t cheat. Adopt a Life Partner.” Spoofing the Ashley Madison hack, the ad encourages folks to get a dog (or two!) instead of a cheater.
“You’ll find things in your dog that you’ll never find in your ex. Novel behaviors like loyalty, unconditional love… and not being an asshat.”
Oh there are so many ways dogs are better than cheaters, Rescue Dogs Rock.
- Dogs don’t create dating profiles.
- They smell better than cheaters.
- Dogs never say “I love you, but I’m not IN LOVE with you.”
- When dogs do something bad, they actually feel ashamed. (If cheaters could only slunk under the sofa.)
- Dogs just roll in poo, they don’t sleep with it.
So chumps, did a dog help you through your break up? If so, how is your dog better than your cheater?
And any chumps in the NYC area? Consider adopting a new life partner from Rescue Dogs Rock NYC. Show some love for this PSA and a furry friend.