I love the twist and how it ends with “ending”! Clever! And the play on “happy ending” — way to find the humor in divorce over sex workers, ChumptyDumpty. I feel like I should send you some hand sanitizer with that book galley. Well done!
For Haiku! The winner is…
With the economy of just a few syllables, we’ve got poverty (ramen noodles), neglect (they’re burned), ruin (creditors at the door), and the WTF sensation every chump experiences — are you HAPPY now? You ruined my life for THIS? A handful of beans and a magic boner? Really? Great job CIK!
And… coming in close as runners up were: