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Make Your Own Cheater Memes!

March 25, 2016 by Chump Lady

kibblesPeople often report that they find their cheaters posting narcissistic New Age profundity on social media. One must pursue the Butterflies of Aliveness! Happiness is Never Wrong! sort of drivel.

Today (and this weekend) your job is to create your own cheater memes.

Give us a slogan, turn a well-worn cliche on its head, lampoon cheaters’ Deep Thoughts.

The more ambitious of you, may want to post graphics you create at a meme generator site.

 

Just post the URL. I’ll try and upload them as I have time.

If you need some inspiration for New Age dreck, check out this hilarious New Age Bullshit generator. (So that’s where Esther Perel gets her aphorisms!)

Enjoy!

i-am-splendid i-wasnt-buying

 

Okay, the HTML suggestion isn’t working, so as I have time I will post your memes below. Meanwhile, post the links! Or the text! Thanks!its-not-me-bltexm

i-want-us-ujqomn11ew0k11ewqq62545338i-dont-always-lpk0s1so-glad-i-ilwefvsorry-i-tli0gg

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Comments

  1. Chump Lady says

    March 25, 2016 at 7:00 am

    Oops, try again? Hey, if you’re copying that code — replace the QUOTE MARKS. For some reason, my font here wants to turn them backwards. I wonder if that’s screwing things up.

    Or maybe stick to text if it’s not working….

    • Chump Lady says

      March 25, 2016 at 7:01 am

      Or post the link, and I’ll try and embed them for you. (As I have time.)

  2. Divorce Minister says

    March 25, 2016 at 7:05 am

    “Jesus forgives me. So, it’s all good!”

    • UnchumpingMyself says

      March 25, 2016 at 7:59 am

      “Only God can judge me for what I did” is what my cheater mumbled, among other idiocies.

      • Chrissa says

        March 25, 2016 at 11:51 am

        I got the same thing. “Only God can judge me. Who am I to judge asshat? After 23 years and falling “in love” with a fake POF profile, I earned the right to judge. Loser.

    • Seeing Daylight says

      March 25, 2016 at 9:53 am

      The church Boy Scouts gave me the God and Country Award right before I ran off with my schmoopie so see? I *am* honorable and honest.

    • JannaG says

      March 27, 2016 at 12:38 am

      • UnsinkableMollyXinAlabama says

        March 27, 2016 at 12:22 pm

        AWESOME!!! LOVE it!!!!

    • JannaG says

      March 27, 2016 at 12:43 am

  3. Chump Lady says

    March 25, 2016 at 7:11 am

    Leaving a link to your meme is fine, I’ll embed them as I have time. Gah. HTML.

    • Stillachump says

      March 25, 2016 at 9:30 am

      https://makeameme.org/meme/why-dont-you-a0f90g

    • Chuckleheadfree says

      March 25, 2016 at 7:31 pm

      Oh my ?

    • Chump Lady says

      March 25, 2016 at 7:44 pm

      I’m completely overwhelmed by memes! No way to keep up! Everyone please follow TheUpwardWay’s directions and they should work. πŸ™‚

      Awesome work everyone!

  4. Amiisfree says

    March 25, 2016 at 7:19 am

    This site is educational in so many ways, including meme generation/posting! Cool! πŸ™‚

  5. Vianne says

    March 25, 2016 at 7:36 am

    Hope this works! Thanks for the info on making memes!

    https://makeameme.org/meme/i-want-us-ujqomn

    • Vianne says

      March 25, 2016 at 7:37 am

      Nope, html fail.

  6. brit says

    March 25, 2016 at 7:54 am

    • Hesatthecurb says

      March 25, 2016 at 9:43 am

      OMG!!! That ginger haired kid looks EXACTLY like what I would guess my XH looked like at that age……freaky.

      GAK!

      • MovingOn says

        March 25, 2016 at 10:08 am

        Ew… change that kid’s hair to blonde, and you pretty much have my ex (even now).

        • brit says

          March 26, 2016 at 4:03 am

          Hesatthecurb and Moving on, he looks like a younger version of my Cheater as well, ginger hair, and cheesy smile. Maybe our Cheaters are triplets separated at birth.
          Last time I seen him, his ginger hair looked faded,he’s started wearing wired framed glasses, perhaps going for the intellectual/sophisticated, sensitive man look, making his bullshit sound more beleivable to gf and outsiders.
          Cheater still smiles like that, eww, creepy, especially knowing what a scumbag he is.

      • MovingOn says

        March 25, 2016 at 10:16 am

        I still can’t believe he said this, and I also can’t believe how many cheaters do:

        https://makeameme.org/meme/if-things-had

        • Chumptitude says

          March 25, 2016 at 6:30 pm

          Here you go Moving on – Good one :)!

          • MovingOn says

            March 25, 2016 at 7:41 pm

            Thanks, Chumpitude!

          • NoMoreNarcs says

            March 28, 2016 at 11:34 am

            Heard that

          • supercorzi says

            April 8, 2016 at 8:24 pm

            Yup, I have heard that one too….and usually I am at a loss for a snappy comeback, but I wasn’t that time. I said no, that would never happen, because NONE of my friends had ever intentionally slept with someone else’s husband, nor had any of them ever slept with their own first cousin….and that made Twatwaffle two for two.

  7. Get Out Yo Seat and Chump Around says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:00 am

    Fingers crossed that I have done this correctly…

    glad

    • Get Out Yo Seat and Chump Around says

      March 25, 2016 at 8:02 am

      Hmmm… I guess I stink at this. Let me try this…

      • chump-tastic says

        March 25, 2016 at 8:49 am

        ^ Shrieking with laughter over here

      • Finally Awake says

        March 25, 2016 at 2:47 pm

        That hairy 14 months gestation belly sure does look familiar.

      • Better Days says

        March 25, 2016 at 11:33 pm

        Hahahahaha. Where’d you get that picture of The Entitled One??? I LOVE THIS ONE.

  8. brit says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:03 am

    https://media.giphy.com/media/UdqUo8xvEcvgA/giphy-facebook_s.jpg

  9. ChumptyDumpty says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:04 am

    OMG the Stripper/Self Esteem meme – that’s exactly what my H said. Tracy did you create that meme or did someone else’s douchebag cheater out there actually say that too?!

    • Chump Lady says

      March 25, 2016 at 8:31 am

      It might’ve been you who submitted it to SSCS. It went “I wasn’t buying strippers. I was buying self esteem. You spend money on things you don’t need!”

      Epic stupid shit.

    • Chump Lady says

      March 25, 2016 at 8:32 am

      Some pointers. Don’t paste the quotes WITH the quotes. And, post the URL not the name of the file.

      • fbi says

        March 25, 2016 at 11:40 am

        http://makeameme.org/mymemes/29269

        • Jennifer Meketa says

          July 24, 2016 at 11:10 pm

          That’s hilarious!!

  10. brit says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:06 am

    Get Out You Seat and Chump Around, Funny! =) I

    Mine didn’t work, I’m not good at this, I tried deleting mine, evidently not good at that either.

    • Chumpish says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:37 am

      Bahahaha! Too funny.

  11. chjrn says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:06 am

    I don't always

    Hope this works! Great idea CL!

    • just another chump says

      March 25, 2016 at 9:21 am

      Love this one!

    • Lovedandlost says

      March 25, 2016 at 7:23 pm

      Omg my ex did that and that’s exactly what he said

    • RockStarWife says

      March 26, 2016 at 1:42 pm

      chjrn,
      Thank you! This one hit home! Almost two years past D-Day #1, I can quasi-laugh.

  12. aka says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:06 am

    • Anita says

      March 25, 2016 at 10:00 am

      Aka, if only that were true…

      • Meg says

        March 25, 2016 at 1:20 pm

        Yeah & I could cash in the life insurance on him.

        • RockStarWife says

          March 26, 2016 at 1:44 pm

          A chump can dream, can’t she/he?

    • donna says

      March 27, 2016 at 9:50 am

      The skeletal remains of a cheater once he no longer gets cake.

  13. Freeb***h says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:25 am

    https://imgflip.com/download_image?idsmall=11ewqq&ext=jpg

    • ElectricTulip says

      March 25, 2016 at 8:35 am

      Freeb – that is seriously good. And bad. But good.

  14. Chump Lady says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:27 am

    Sorry, this is totally weird on the HTML images. We need ian to show us how. Gah. I can’t even get the edit function to work. Cheater gremlins?

    • fbi says

      March 25, 2016 at 12:16 pm

      https://makeameme.org/meme/i-love-fucking-616qcr
      https://makeameme.org/meme/i-m-not-289lo5

    • fbi says

      March 25, 2016 at 1:46 pm

      https://media.makeameme.org/created/its-christmas-time-q5px4l.jpg

      • JannaG says

        March 27, 2016 at 1:33 am

      • fbi says

        March 27, 2016 at 7:16 am

        https://media.makeameme.org/created/me-angry-primateespecially.jpg

        • fbi says

          March 27, 2016 at 10:44 am

          The angry Silverback is in honor of my friend’s soon to be ex who fathered not 1 child BUT 2 out of wedlock with the same barmaid wench. They live a few streets down from each other so when my friend’s heartbroken daughters who don’t understand why daddy has ceased to be in their lives, find out about they have half sisters it should be an interesting situation. I call him the Silverback because he recently bumrushed stormtrooper style my friend s house when he found out that after being single for 3 years she had the audacity to have a boyfriend over!! He was pissed drunk and broke the guys car door handles before he chased him out of the house. Yes reality is stranger than fiction you cannot invent this type of delusional entitlement, even after having totally abandoning his family and financial obligations he had the nerve to break into her house. He was aghast she might have a chance to rebuild her life

  15. onthehill says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:30 am

    https://makeameme.org/meme/sorry-i-tli0gg

  16. Jenpen says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:36 am

    1. Lying makes people like me, don’t you want people to like me?
    2. I like our life, why can’t you just be happy this way.
    3. I don’t want to be divorced, can’t we just live in separate states?
    4. I think we have different sex drives, you want more then me. (After my living 11 years celebate, him 100’s of fuck buddies.) WTF?
    5. We’re not divorcing because of my cheating, we grew apart.
    6. I’m a different person now, why can’t you just believe that?
    7. Who you going to believe? Me or the psychotherapist, who says I’m lying.
    8. I’d tell you the truth, but you won’t believe me.
    9. Your perception is not the reality, it’s not that bad.
    10. I work hard, shouldn’t I get to have some fun?

    • sadlady15 says

      March 25, 2016 at 12:21 pm

      Oh and how about can’t you just forgive and for get? And “this is 75% your fault” oh yes I got mad aboit the cheating lying stealing and not working so it’s MY fault.

      • RockStarWife says

        March 26, 2016 at 1:52 pm

        My STBX complains about me bringing up the past (as he did today during kids’ sports lesson) when I ask him to pay support and half of daycare expense (which he is many months behind on). Jerk! I am also pi–ed off at him for making life difficult for my boyfriend (who I did not start dating until long after D-Day and date STBX filed for divorce). If it hadn’t been for monstrous STBX, perhaps my now ex-boyfriend would not have broken up with me (as according to ex-boyfriend, my life, which involved death of relatives, chronic injury, travails of divorce, was too difficult to deal with). I rue the days I met STBX and created children with him (although I dearly love my children). I envy all the people who have kids with people that are at least civilized.

    • JannaG says

      March 26, 2016 at 10:16 pm

      We just happened to grow apart. The fact that I was away from home screwing other people had NOTHING to do with that.

    • JannaG says

      March 26, 2016 at 10:22 pm

      https://media.makeameme.org/created/i-have-to-hrsjmh.jpg

      https://makeameme.org/meme/i-have-to-hrsjmh

  17. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:43 am

    • Yup. says

      March 25, 2016 at 10:46 am

      Male First World Problems meme

  18. Rarity says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:49 am

    • marysocontrary says

      March 25, 2016 at 9:28 am

      Oh wow! Did we marry the same guy? OW is helping him become a better Christian! It was meant to be!

      • Anita says

        March 25, 2016 at 9:53 am

        Mary so contrary, the whore was helping ex and our marriage by helping him “understand women.” Guess that would work better if I was a cheating whore.

        And he was helping her with religion and spiritual issues.

        These are both what you call the Blind leading the Blind …

  19. SureChumpedAlot says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:50 am

  20. peacefulchump says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:50 am

    • Buddy says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:45 am

      A recent Sugars (Dear Sugar Cheryl Strayed) podcast told the victim of infidelity that she must accept the dark side of her cheating husband as part of who he is if she were to regain his trust and love.

      Barf.

      • sterling says

        March 25, 2016 at 3:23 pm

        Ain’t that the truth — he had a lot of online sex friends and a whole freaking fetlife sub fawning over how nice he was and sexy and all. THEY CAN HAVE HIM. What pissed me off the most was his CHEATING about it instead of saying I was blocking his kinky style and divorcing like 15 years ago. Oh no, he wanted the cake and me doing all the responsible work while he ‘played’ (that’s what they call the online or group sexy times, ‘play’ ).

      • chumpedinsf says

        March 25, 2016 at 11:28 pm

        Ugh. And I saw Cheryl in person and thought she was so on point. How could she be so off base?!

        • Tempest says

          March 27, 2016 at 8:15 am

          Because she herself is a rampant cheater: http://thesunmagazine.org/archives/2192

      • SnakebitNoMore says

        March 26, 2016 at 4:43 pm

        Embrace the cheater’s dark side?

        Fuck that noise. Where’s my light saber, I need to go all Jedi on his ass.

  21. Yup. says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:51 am

    She treats me like the ROCK STAR I am!

  22. onthehill says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:51 am

    This is so much fun!! And they are ALL awesome!! NEEDED this big laugh today!!!

  23. Chumptitude says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:53 am

    CheaterSpeak

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 8:54 am

      Dang didn’t work – here is the URL http://postimg.org/image/tsr8nocc3/

      • Chumptitude says

        March 25, 2016 at 8:55 am

        Abort, the site I used to upload my meme came with unsavory pix after the one I created, sorry, don’t post, I will try and find a better way.

      • Chumptitude says

        March 25, 2016 at 9:01 am

        OK second round:

        • Tempest says

          March 25, 2016 at 5:41 pm

          View post on imgur.com

          • Chumptitude says

            March 25, 2016 at 6:06 pm

          • SnakebitNoMore says

            March 28, 2016 at 12:52 am

            I fucking love the 360!

            And better-than-you-think-I-am was great too

  24. mgirontree says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:59 am

    “Cheating on you made me a better husband”

    • mgirontree says

      March 25, 2016 at 9:05 am

    • Deedee says

      March 25, 2016 at 9:12 am

      Same.
      Having sex with other women ‘enhanced spousal relationships.’

  25. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:00 am

    • blessingindisguise says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:39 am

      Most excellent and accurate

  26. Untold says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:02 am

    Real meme quotes from cheater wife facebook addict:
    – Be yourself. People don’t have to like you and you don’t have to care.
    – Nothing lasts forever. Forever’s a lie. All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye.
    – We may be getting older but that doesn’t mean we have to be boring and act our age.
    – When you truly don’t care what anyone thinks about you, you truly have reached a dangerously awesome level of freedom.
    – What people think about you is not important. What you think about yourself means everything.
    – Never be defined by your past. It was just a lesson, not a life sentence.
    – Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?

    • Sunny says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:14 am

      You were married to my XW, PreyingMantis? I used to call her FB page “The Cluster B Evidence File”. If NPD had its own FB account, it’d look exactly like hers. But hers would still be more awesome. Because she’s so self-actualized. πŸ˜›

      • Untold says

        March 25, 2016 at 11:47 am

        That’s hilarious Sunny! Mine’s is a Cluster B evidence file too. Unfortunately I’m still stuck in it.

  27. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:03 am

    • mgirontree says

      March 25, 2016 at 9:08 am

      One of the most disgusting images I have of my STBX is when he was getting ready for a guest for dinner, the guest was my daughter’s best friend.

      • Better Alone says

        March 25, 2016 at 9:33 am

        I’m sorry πŸ™

      • IHaveHate says

        March 25, 2016 at 3:04 pm

        mgirontree…..mine was/is a sick perv too! He’s 55 and likes em REAL young…..20’s. His son’s didn’t want to bring their girlfriends around him because he such a sicko!

        • Kbchump says

          March 26, 2016 at 11:49 am

          Oh yessssss…my XW Whore packed her bags every Friday to spend the weekend with “the girls”…*cough* I mean our daughters 30 something boyfriend’s father when SHE was 46..I guess me turning 50 was an ungodly turnoff

        • Jeanm says

          March 26, 2016 at 3:40 pm

          Check this out, IHH, my almost 53 yr old XH, dad and grandpa, howorker 22,now gf now 23 is pregnant! Freaking Karma train has arrived! Yikes almighty.
          This fantasy world now became real life. And like my 25 yr old daughter keeps say “this wont end well.”
          Sureeal!
          They are underground about it, I dont use fb and laugh when my kids say neither dad or the whore to mommy have not and do not use fb anymore.
          Mmm I wonder why? Not proud of your new life. It is BIZARRE! Lol

  28. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:08 am

    I’m having way too much fun πŸ™‚

    • mgirontree says

      March 25, 2016 at 9:11 am

      These are awesome Better Alone. Just the other day my STBX tells me that he wants me to love him forever!!! (after telling me he doesn’t want to be married to me anymore)

      • Better Alone says

        March 25, 2016 at 9:37 am

        Ha ha ha!!! Once you are free of the clutches of a narc, they become an endless source of hilarity! πŸ™‚

    • Kellia says

      March 25, 2016 at 9:43 am

      Too funny BetterAlone!

    • nomoreskankboy says

      March 25, 2016 at 3:09 pm

      Hahahahahaha!!!!! Love it!

    • Caro says

      March 30, 2016 at 9:55 pm

      OMG, this is too perfect.

  29. Lyn says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:08 am

  30. SDK says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:15 am

    • Ian Dubito says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:01 am

      This photo may or may not be a picture of my STBXW. (Were we married to twins SDK?)

      • SDK says

        March 25, 2016 at 1:44 pm

        Ha ha.. Ian my STBXW looks almost like her too (that is why I picked the pic)

    • Ian Dubito says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:02 am

      Okay. Now I *really* wan’t to post a meme with MatchGirl’s actual photo.

  31. SDK says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:19 am

    I thought my STBXW was almost the only one with all these keep happy message..

    Another one

  32. Luziana says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:20 am

     photo Meme 1.jpg

  33. Lyn says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:20 am

    • Eilonwy says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:31 am

      Ack, no! Patrick Stewart has been a very loud and articulate voice against domestic violence. (Please do no ruin my day by telling me he is a cheater–I’m hoping you picked this photo because he is an actor playing a sleazy role in it, not because he is sleazy.)

      • Lyn says

        March 25, 2016 at 1:44 pm

        Oh, I like Patrick too. It was just a funny photo on the meme site and it reminded me of my ex.

    • RockStarWife says

      March 26, 2016 at 2:06 pm

      Sounds similar to what my ex-boyfriend said to me on our anniversary last month. As we were going out to lunch, he told me that he never wanted to marry me and never wanted to live with me . I later said, ‘You said you loved me.’ He replied, ‘I love your whole family (sister, mother, father). You’re all so kind and open.’ Funny, he never said, ‘I love you in the 30 years we were friends.’ Not until we started dating. Still trying to wrap my mind around this debacle of a relationship and break-up. Hard to do, especially when cheater STBX is still harassing me (not paying all of modest support amount) and many other areas of life have been extremely challenging the last few years.

  34. Luziana says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:20 am

     photo Meme 2.jpg

  35. Lyn says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:21 am

    • Kay says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:08 am

      Oh my gosh Lynn!! That’s hilarious.

  36. Theory says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:21 am

    • SDK says

      March 25, 2016 at 2:11 pm

      Nailed it..

    • SDK says

      March 25, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    • SDK says

      March 25, 2016 at 2:27 pm

      Sorry if dupe.

    • SDK says

      March 25, 2016 at 2:28 pm

      https://makeameme.org/meme/im-in-love-h8xv8n

      https://makeameme.org/meme/when-i-moved-vsjh6o

      • Kay says

        March 25, 2016 at 9:27 pm

        Ha SDK! Hilarious! I was left with just 1 dog. 1 dog that was a surprise Christmas present to me from my SIL that has been her pound rescue dog. She decided she didn’t want him anymore bc he had a personality clash with her other dog. He was too difficult. He had a lot of anxiety issues. So my ex said we’ll take him. Guess who has cared for the dog? In fact my own kids (who are 5 and 8) said, after my ex abandoned us, “well, if anybody’s glad daddy’s gone it’s the dog bc daddy kicks him so much!”

        • SDK says

          March 26, 2016 at 1:31 am

          Shame about the ex kicking the dog! F Him!

          My STBXW wanted all the dogs, I love dogs but 2 is my limit. But she WANTED ALL of them. I fed them, gave them attention… And when she left, she left them without any remove. But I assume it’s a pocket change in comparison, leaving the house, husband and breaking up 15 years for the AP.

        • SDK says

          March 26, 2016 at 5:15 am

  37. Lyn says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:25 am

  38. This 2 Shall Pass says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:26 am

    “My mother stills loves me, why can’t you?”
    “I really had nothing to do with our marriage failing.”

    My expression was priceless when these two gems came out of his mouth.

  39. Lyn says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:30 am

  40. Chumpling says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:36 am

    “This image is only visible to its author.”

  41. Lyn says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:40 am

    I promise I’ll stop after this one. I’m having too much fun!

    • Better Alone says

      March 25, 2016 at 9:42 am

      OMG that one is perfect! LOL! Don’t stop! πŸ™‚

    • Kellia says

      March 25, 2016 at 9:42 am

      Captain Picard! He was the best captain of all. Lol@ the meme…

    • Better Alone says

      March 25, 2016 at 9:44 am

    • Better Alone says

      March 25, 2016 at 9:46 am

  42. SureChumpedAlot says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:42 am

    http://images.memes.com/meme/229487

    http://www.kappit.com/img/uploads/20150124_175315_.jpg

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 6:35 pm

      Here you go SureChumpledAlot :)!

      • SureChumpedAlot says

        March 25, 2016 at 6:46 pm

        Thank you Chumptitude.

  43. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:47 am

  44. brit says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:50 am

    Lyn, I can’t stop laughing, you don’t need to stop, these are hysterical.

  45. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:50 am

    Somebody stop me… LOL

    • Dixie Chump says

      March 25, 2016 at 9:54 am

      Today started out excruciatingly sad … You are a tremendous help!! Keep going!

    • sadlady15 says

      March 25, 2016 at 12:28 pm

      Too funny!!!keep em comin’!

  46. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:52 am

    • Tempest says

      March 26, 2016 at 8:52 am

      My marriage in a nutshell.

      • onthehill says

        March 26, 2016 at 9:53 am

        Mine too.

      • Kay says

        March 26, 2016 at 9:59 am

        Mine hasn’t actually said this, but whenever I do something he doesn’t like, he moves in with the other woman and won’t say anything to me and the kids. 4 months has been his record. It’s fun.

        • Tempest says

          March 26, 2016 at 10:16 am

          Mine never said it; I only realized in hindsight that that was the dynamic. When I took took time to go on an international weekend with him once, he remarked coldly, “I need this.” What I now suspect (with my current knowledge of his serial cheating) is that he had another “option” behind the scenes and was weighing who would dance more for him. Fucker.

          • Kay says

            March 26, 2016 at 9:15 pm

            jeez Tempest. It’s almost like they’re really dead inside.

  47. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:54 am

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 2:00 pm

      Well said Better Alone!

  48. brit says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:56 am

    • Lynne says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:34 am

      Brit, this one is awesome!!!!

    • learning says

      March 25, 2016 at 1:36 pm

      hilarious !

    • Lyn says

      March 25, 2016 at 1:51 pm

      That one is really funny! Cheetah….

    • Lyn says

      March 25, 2016 at 1:58 pm

      https://makeameme.org/meme/we-had-to-q4fwve

    • Lyn says

      March 25, 2016 at 2:06 pm

      https://makeameme.org/meme/catching-up-on-o1tl27

    • Lyn says

      March 25, 2016 at 2:09 pm

      https://makeameme.org/meme/honest-i-was

      • Chumptitude says

        March 25, 2016 at 6:39 pm

        OMG Lyn, great ones!

  49. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:58 am


    Ok. I’ll stop now. πŸ™‚ Boy, that felt good!

  50. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:00 am


    Ok, I lied… Help! πŸ™‚

    • Dixie Chump says

      March 25, 2016 at 10:04 am

      You are killing me!!! So hilarious!

    • RockStarWife says

      March 26, 2016 at 2:13 pm

      I’m deeply depressed and angry, but I couldn’t help but crack up. Thanks, Better Alone!

  51. brit says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:04 am

    • Better Alone says

      March 25, 2016 at 10:13 am

      Yours was a Thai girl too? How interesting…….. lol

    • Chrissa says

      March 25, 2016 at 12:03 pm

      Hahaha! Mine was chatting with a picture of Raven Riley, porn star. Turns out he was really Bubba from Ghana. Oops. Yes, he was telling all his hopes and dreams to a “girl” his step daughters age. Oh the horror he must have had when he found out, I know he cried and cried over it when he found out and was suicidal.Too fucking funny. This is the image I remind myself of when I start feeling any nostalgia over who I thought he was.

  52. Free Vixen says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:08 am

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 10:56 am

      LMAO, Free Vixen, awesome meme!

    • Chump Lady says

      March 26, 2016 at 9:37 am

      For the win!

    • UnsinkableMollyXinAlabama says

      March 27, 2016 at 12:51 am

      LMAO!!!! BEST ONE!!!!

  53. zyx321 says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:14 am

    Went for a sad sausage meme (fingers crossed I got it right…)

  54. SnakebitNoMore says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:15 am

  55. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:20 am

  56. SureChumpedAlot says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:20 am

    • Sunny says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:31 am

      ^^^***THIS***^^^

      Thanks to Tracy and the rest of Chump Nation, I knew what that meant… and as soon as that phone call ended (a couple months ago), I went into mega-super-overdrive getting PreyingMantis off every bank account and joint account possible! PreyingMantis is still surprised at the financial wreckage that is falling in her lap and all the bills she now has to pay. Sure was easier when I was a good little chump, woops, I mean ATM! I think she honestly believed that she could bounce from bed to bed to bed and I’d still be around to finance it all. Fortunately, cheaters do tend to focus their attention elsewhere and lose interest quickly when the money dries up. They have quite sensitive antennae that way. While I didn’t technically have a D-Day per se, now that the marriage is over, I’m getting damage reports and [truly disgusting] confirmations of unauthorized extra-marital activities. I can also put a price tag on the help I’ve gotten from all of you fellow chumps. You’ve saved me approximately $75K in just this first year alone. So if sometimes you wonder, “Hey, am I making a difference?” The answer is yes. YES, YOU ARE. Also I’m getting my marbles back. πŸ˜€ THANK YOU EVERYONE!

      • Marked711 says

        March 25, 2016 at 12:56 pm

        Good for you. Same here. I was going to give her 65% of everything. After getting some strength from CN I demanded 50/50 (Illinois standard). It saved me at least $63000 in liquid assets and probably $100,000 in retirement assets. Keep going strong! Meh may come some time.
        Yesterday I smelled the slightest hint of Karma. While checking to see if I still need to pay alimony, I found out the her AP, “shit for brains” (SFB), defaulted on almost $6000 of credit card debt just before she moved to Austin to be next to him. He had to self disclose this to the financial advisor certification board to keep his certification. My ex got herself a real winner (not)! It made my day πŸ™‚
        Be strong and keep laughing CN.

        • SureChumpedAlot says

          March 25, 2016 at 1:53 pm

          Marked711 – I am in Illinois also. I actually lucked out on the assets, I kept the home and all the equity in it. 50/50 custody also. I was lucky for having my ducks in a row.

  57. Elizabeth says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:20 am

    Mine isn’t about cheating. It just shows what my narcissistic ex was really like.

    • zyx321 says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:19 am

      Right on the mark. My NPD ex BIL did this exact thing to my sister

      • HappyNow says

        March 27, 2016 at 6:58 pm

        Same here! Except unfortunately my NPD BIL is not an ex. His meme would say “Merry Christmas! Here’s a humongous TV … I bought for myself.” It’s thanks in large part to CN, not to mention all the learning and growth I was propelled into my fucktard’s cheating and abandonment of our marriage, that I can see this so clearly now. It amazes me that no one else in my family can.

    • carolyn says

      March 25, 2016 at 1:28 pm

      Sometimes I can’t even believe that there are other’s out there like this and how similar our experiences are. For my birthday one year, my ex gave me a $200 in a card for me to get to “surprise him with a gift” because that would be fun for me. Bad enough. But the next day he informed me I had given him $400 worth of bike shorts, bike brakes, and cables. . . all in a month we couldn’t make our rent. I don’t know where they make these guys.

      • chumplisa says

        March 26, 2016 at 12:22 pm

        Mine took $50,000 from our savings (his according to him because he deserved it) on my birthday and brought a new BMW convertible and then took the AP to The Breakers for the weekend! Gawd these A Holes are so alike….

    • JBaby says

      March 25, 2016 at 7:49 pm

      Loling at this one because my recent ex-boyfriend (not a cheater, but definitely disordered) bought himself a Harley on my birthday. Didn’t have 5 seconds to even text me “happy birthday”, but had all day to sit in the finance office of the HD dealership.

    • Tania Rochelle says

      March 26, 2016 at 9:38 pm

      Ha! Happened to me.

  58. ANR says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:21 am

  59. Ian Dubito says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:26 am

    This HTML will work with makeameme.org and most other sites:

    1. Make the meme at makememe.org
    2. Right click on the image itself. It will end with “jpg” or “jpeg.” Save the .jpg file to your desktop “Save to desktop”
    3. Upload to imgur.com
    4. Get “direct” link to image. (Use pull down menu)
    5. Use code below replacing “URL” with link.

    Example:

    (One set of quotation marks)

    HTML: breaking hearts since 1993

    • Ian Dubito says

      March 25, 2016 at 10:28 am

      Gah.

      Even I don’t write HTML without a preview.

      I’ll post some of the links too.

      • Ian Dubito says

        March 25, 2016 at 10:34 am

        Try this HTML (removing the asterisks)

        **

        Post a couple times if you don’t get it at first. It’s fun and educational. Learn HTML in your Cheater-free life.

        • Ian Dubito says

          March 25, 2016 at 10:35 am

          Nope… Only admins can post code Chump Lady. Your initial HTML was correct BTW.

        • Ian Dubito says

          March 25, 2016 at 10:36 am

          And yes Jeep. Those are ants on a billboard.

          • Jeep says

            March 27, 2016 at 9:10 pm

            YA!!!! Free roaming, poisonous little biters!!! LOVE IT IAN!!! Thanks!!!

  60. Chumpasaurus Rex says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:29 am

    Oh, but honey we are definitely getting divorced…

  61. Chumpasaurus Rex says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:32 am

    A real thing that his parents said to me. Their way of fixing it was to do what I coined “pray the stray away”.

  62. brit says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:33 am

    • Chumpasaurus Rex says

      March 25, 2016 at 10:40 am

      YESSSS!!! Awesome!

    • Chumpasaurus Rex says

      March 25, 2016 at 10:42 am

  63. Chumpasaurus Rex says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:33 am

    Oh man, this is cathartic…

  64. brit says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:36 am

    • creativerational says

      March 25, 2016 at 12:36 pm

      Also: I will make you feel terrible about all your behaviour; even when it’s logical and it’s just affecting me negatively because logic and my kibble needs don’t have a good flowz

  65. Chumpasaurus Rex says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:38 am

    This…

  66. Yup. says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:45 am

    • zyx321 says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:16 am

      good one! This was my ex…. he always did what everyone else expected, time for him to be happy!

      • blessingindisguise says

        March 25, 2016 at 3:58 pm

        Mine, too!

        • Lakay says

          March 25, 2016 at 9:46 pm

          https://makeameme.org/meme/hey-im-gonna-yf86c8

  67. Ian Dubito says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:47 am

    ``

    • Jeep says

      March 27, 2016 at 9:22 pm

      Crap I created the signage for the billboard…but I can’t paste it!!!!!

  68. Chumpasaurus Rex says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:47 am

  69. Resilient says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:47 am

    Thanks for your upload tips Ian Dubito – they made the process simple!!!

    http://imgur.com/lefW9fU
    http://imgur.com/VY7TN7M

    • Tempest says

      March 26, 2016 at 8:09 am

      Resilient–the Camel one is priceless!

  70. Chumpasaurus Rex says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:48 am

    • Gin says

      March 25, 2016 at 12:12 pm

      Ha! Superb.

    • Flash says

      March 25, 2016 at 7:19 pm

      My absolute favorite so far!

  71. Chumpasaurus Rex says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:50 am

    • Ian Dubito says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:34 am

      Chumpasaurus Rex’s meme

      • Ian Dubito says

        March 25, 2016 at 11:37 am

        No, this is Chumpasaurus Rex’s meme. Sorry CR!

        Thanks Chump Lady. Glad I don’t have to run this blog. Lots of time!

        • Arlo says

          March 25, 2016 at 11:44 am

          +1

        • stuntchump says

          March 25, 2016 at 4:47 pm

          <img width="300" src "https://makeameme.org/meme/i-would-like-gonahz&quot;

        • Lovedandlost says

          March 25, 2016 at 7:40 pm

          Omg that’s it! He used to rave about what a terrible kind of person could do that and how he deplored their actions. Then he became one so …maybe he’s just “special”

      • aka says

        March 25, 2016 at 11:56 am

        This one is mine. πŸ˜‰

        • Kay says

          March 25, 2016 at 1:02 pm

          +3?

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 6:13 pm

      Priceless CR :)!

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 6:23 pm

      • Tempest says

        March 27, 2016 at 8:48 pm

        I’ll bet the court document and the check he has to write for child support each month feels real.

  72. FicoChump says

    March 25, 2016 at 10:58 am

    Love you CN! Happy Friday! My therapy today reading the MEMES scrolling down a every 10 mins … Day off from work but as a usual the is chump cleaning …. keep going

  73. Kelly says

    March 25, 2016 at 11:00 am

    I’m so not tech-savvy, followed Ian’s instructions, here’s what I got–>

    https://m.imgur.com/a/Be4rB

  74. Kelly says

    March 25, 2016 at 11:08 am

    http://i.imgur.com/viOhD5C.jpg

    • Ian Dubito says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:14 am

      so close Kelly

      Now try this (delete the asterisk)

      • Ian Dubito says

        March 25, 2016 at 11:16 am

        Bah! Can’t post the code.

        • Kelly says

          March 25, 2016 at 11:19 am

          Thanks Ian!!!!!

  75. aka says

    March 25, 2016 at 11:08 am

    https://imgflip.com/i/11f6b2

    • Ian Dubito says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:31 am

  76. kimmy says

    March 25, 2016 at 11:15 am

    “I was hoping to get this out of my system, then we could go back to the way we were”!

  77. Kelly says

    March 25, 2016 at 11:16 am

    Omg, this is fun! I can tell the story of my divorce in memes!! How cathartic.

    • Kelly says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:18 am

      Wait, Ian, am I doing this right???

      • Ian Dubito says

        March 25, 2016 at 11:26 am

        Totes. Well done.

    • Ian Dubito says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:22 am

      I just took your URL and wrapped it with

      (Imma stop spamming)

  78. DoneNow says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:02 pm

    • creativerational says

      March 25, 2016 at 12:33 pm

      Yep. This.

    • RockStarWife says

      March 26, 2016 at 2:26 pm

      On D-Day #2, at the wedding of a relative, my STBX told me that he had sex with prostitutes because he thought that if he told me (confessed everything), we could start over. (This after trying to start a family with an AP, sending me pics of the sexual positions he used on AP, on the day he filed for divorce, requesting a restraining order against me so that I could never see our kids again, purportedly because I, the mother of his children, molested our youngest and tried to rape STBX, etc.) BAHAHAHA!

  79. Wren says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:03 pm

    • Untold says

      March 25, 2016 at 3:20 pm

      yah this! ^^

  80. creativerational says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:04 pm

  81. Wren says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:10 pm

  82. Wren says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:14 pm

    • JannaG says

      March 26, 2016 at 11:18 pm

      Nothing in common at all. She has a vagina and I have a penis. It’s not like we could get into any trouble having differing genitals that kind of fit together.

  83. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:26 pm

    View post on imgur.com

    • creativerational says

      March 25, 2016 at 12:33 pm

      Gold

  84. creativerational says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:32 pm

    https://frinkiac.com/meme/S12E06/409117/m/WW91IHdhbnQgYSBkaXZvcmNlPwpZb3Ugd291bGQgZ2l2ZSB1cApBbGxsbGxsIHRoaXM_

  85. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:35 pm

    View post on imgur.com

  86. Beth says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:36 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/darling-i-dont-amr8ls
    https://media.makeameme.org/created/darling-i-dont-amr8ls.jpg

    I blocked my ex on Facebook because he was constantly sharing stupid quotes about forgiveness, being a great dad, blah,bla,bla and the worst part was my friends kept liking his posts.

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 6:56 pm

      Beth… An instant classic :)!

  87. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:44 pm

    View post on imgur.com

  88. TheUpwardWay says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:44 pm

    Hello everyone…

    For your meme to show, you can type the following code:
    code
    (I’m using a picture, so you can see what the code looks like.)

    You’d need to replace the text in the src attribute with the link to your meme. The width attribute will keep the memes small… some are a bit large.

    However, you need the link to the *picture*, not to the page. Here’s how to get that:
    – Type the code in the picture… but you can leave out this part https://media.makeameme.org/created/were-just-friends-9phquh.jpg (leave the quotes!)
    – When you visit the page, right-click on the picture, and find an option similar to “Copy Image Location”, and select that.
    – Paste in the url that you just copied between the quotes after src.
    – If the link that you pasted ends with “.jpg”, “.jpeg” or “.bmp”, you know that you’ve got a link to the picture.

    • Chump Lady says

      March 25, 2016 at 2:25 pm

      Thank you! TheUpwardWay is our chump IT guru. Please follow his advice and your meme should post. πŸ™‚

  89. LovedAJackass says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:45 pm

    The smirk. https://makeameme.org/meme/i-know-something-1ic4p9

    • LovedAJackass says

      March 25, 2016 at 1:07 pm

      http://i.imgur.com/3BUEWl3.jpg

    • LovedAJackass says

      March 25, 2016 at 1:15 pm

      One more try, then leaving it to Ian. My homage to the Jackass and his Smirk.
      https://makeameme.org/mymemes/29277

  90. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:47 pm

    This one is for GladItsOver:

    View post on imgur.com

  91. ChumpedALot says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/ill-never-divorce

  92. SnakebitNoMore says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/sorry-kids-were

  93. Ian Dubito says

    March 25, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    • yo says

      March 25, 2016 at 3:04 pm

      Awwwww poor bebbee

  94. SnakebitNoMore says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:02 pm

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/too-bad-you-06v7e6.jpg

    • Ian Dubito says

      March 25, 2016 at 1:11 pm

      ?????

    • creativerational says

      March 25, 2016 at 1:27 pm

      It’s terrible when… They weren’t thinking with that brain, and then they get half my shit…. FML

      • Maree says

        March 25, 2016 at 1:42 pm

        Crude I know, but my ex husband’s brain is only the size of a pea otherwise it wouldn’t fit where God put it !! πŸ™‚

        • Chumptitude says

          March 26, 2016 at 3:15 pm

          LOL Maree, reminds me of a Robin Williams’ quote:

  95. FMT says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:02 pm

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/the-problem-here.jpg

    Hope this works!

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 7:00 pm

      Here you go FMT

      • FMT says

        March 25, 2016 at 7:07 pm

        Thanks, Chumptitude! That’s awesome. πŸ™‚

        • FMT says

          March 25, 2016 at 7:10 pm

          To my fellow Voyager fans, I apologize for using Tuvok’s image in this terrible way. πŸ™

      • Peaceful chump1111 says

        March 25, 2016 at 7:17 pm

        LOVE THIS! Have heard the problem is trust so many times!!!

  96. blessingindisguise says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/the-kids-will-enqr70

    • FMT says

      March 25, 2016 at 1:18 pm

      This one hits really close to home for me. Hugs to you.

    • NarcFreeZone says

      March 25, 2016 at 2:14 pm

      omg, the image! Years ago, I dumped an old friend of mine who cared more about himself than his suicidal son. He complained to people how I’d treated him unfairly. Wrecked his entire family with his selfishness and won’t even own up to it. What an asshole..he’ll always be people-user and fraud.

      I wish you and your kids peace.

    • brit says

      March 26, 2016 at 4:27 am

      Heard these exact words from Cheater. That was the beginning of the downward spiral for our son.

  97. Ian Dubito says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:08 pm

    • Get Out Yo Seat and Chump Around says

      March 25, 2016 at 2:48 pm

      ^^Hahahahahahaha^^

  98. Wren says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:12 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/theres-nothing-wrong-86f7k8

    • FMT says

      March 25, 2016 at 1:28 pm

      That just reminded me of something really weird. About 6 months before D-day, POS cheater ex’s *older sister* emailed us both a link to Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video, with a comment about the ‘great bodies’ in the video (this is the one with the naked dancers). I thought it was pretty off-putting and never responded, but now I’m thinking: WTF! What kind of sister sends her brother (and brother’s partner!) an email like that? In what kind of family is that an okay thing to do?

      Fucking sick!

  99. TimeHeals says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    Mountain View

  100. Wren says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/i-just-wanted-nxbltk

  101. Anne says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    http://imgur.com/DRvdJx7

  102. creativerational says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:16 pm

    • Anne says

      March 25, 2016 at 1:35 pm

      Made me laugh. I married that.

      • creativerational says

        March 25, 2016 at 2:39 pm

        Me too. Meeeee too.

  103. TimeHeals says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:17 pm

    Mountain View

  104. TimeHeals says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    Mountain View

    • Untold says

      March 25, 2016 at 7:41 pm

      Haha classic. Girls Night Out!!

  105. Wren says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:21 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/my-coworker-just-pka7q9

  106. creativerational says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:23 pm

  107. SnakebitNoMore says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:24 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/if-you-could-5kg2gu

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/if-you-could-5kg2gu.jpg

  108. TimeHeals says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    • creativerational says

      March 25, 2016 at 1:29 pm

      That’s amazing. I love it

    • no more free cake says

      March 26, 2016 at 2:57 pm

      I got rid of 2 female friends that were huge narcs. Both of them had something in common. Whenever they started dating someone and sleeping with them (which was usually right away) they would claim that this one was their soul mate or love of their life. I mean I think it’s great if someone truly meets what they believe is their soul mate, but really how many soul mates are available for one person? Several, apparently if you would ask those messed up women. I just can’t believe I was friends with idiots like that. Glad they are out of my life and I have less drama to deal with as well. Oh, and by the way, most of the guys that they claimed were their soul mates turned out to be the biggest douchebags and narc types, just like them.

  109. TunnelLight says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/shes-my-soulmate

  110. Anne says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:32 pm

    View post on imgur.com

    • Anne says

      March 25, 2016 at 1:33 pm

      http://imgur.com/idtnF3g

  111. KeepAwayNarcs says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    First try .. hope this will work:
    https://media.makeameme.org/created/so-what-if-l7fdd7.jpg

    • KeepAwayNarcs says

      March 25, 2016 at 1:56 pm

      Oh, that didn’t work. Trying again with TheUpwardWay’s instructions:
      <img width=”300” src=”https://media.makeameme.org/created/so-what-if-l7fdd7.jpg”

      • KeepAwayNarcs says

        March 25, 2016 at 2:34 pm

        Oh, I didn’t see the rest of the code string in the image file from the instructions. One last try – hope I got the spelling and spaces right:

        ””

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 7:02 pm

      Here you go KeepAwayNarcs

      • KeepAwayNarcs says

        March 25, 2016 at 9:47 pm

        Thanks very much, Chumptitude! You’re talented .. and a lovely human being.

        • Chumptitude says

          March 25, 2016 at 10:57 pm

          Aww thanks KeepAwayNarcs :)!

  112. SnakebitNoMore says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/i-said-it-nghzrk

  113. Allie says

    March 25, 2016 at 1:38 pm

    First time poster, this was enough to take me out of lurk. My husband’s emotional affair partner actually makes New Age inspirational bullshit slogan art professionally. Here’s the slogan from one she made and actually had the balls to send to my husband and I after I caught them at their bullshit. Because the problem wasn’t what they were DOING, geddit? It’s how her husband and I felt about their shenanigans. Give me a fucking break.

    https://makeameme.org/meme/hey-shame-fuck-k5sl6z

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 2:06 pm

      Well done Allie, and welcome to CN!

      Yes, classic cheater speech about the problem no being what they did but your reaction to their actions… I hope you and your STBX’s AP’s husband (!) will take CL’s advice to heart and give us updates as you forge on to Meh!

  114. Jayne says

    March 25, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    I want to play… Let’s try this:

    http://i.imgur.com/OX4SLWa.jpg

    • Jayne says

      March 25, 2016 at 2:11 pm

      Nope – it didn’t work! … Ian, my head hurts!

      • Chumptitude says

        March 25, 2016 at 6:27 pm

      • Chumptitude says

        March 25, 2016 at 6:27 pm

        Here you go Jayne, good one :)!

  115. ShitSandwich says

    March 25, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    I didn’t choose him over you… I chose myself.

  116. SnakebitNoMore says

    March 25, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Not my story, but a true one…

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/sorry-kids-daddy.jpg

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 6:48 pm

      I remember this SnakebitNoMore, I am rooting for you and hope you will send a happy meme when your kids and you visit Disney World.

      • SnakebitNoMore says

        March 26, 2016 at 3:55 pm

        No, no, the Disney story isn’t mine, just one I saw here.

  117. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    View post on imgur.com

  118. Free Vixen says

    March 25, 2016 at 2:34 pm

    • Idle hands says

      March 25, 2016 at 3:01 pm

      This One is my favorite! Well done!!

  119. Jayne says

    March 25, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    View post on imgur.com

    • Jayne says

      March 25, 2016 at 2:36 pm

      Nope – gawd it looks like it should be so easy to do …….

      • creativerational says

        March 25, 2016 at 2:57 pm

        Jayne: in the box post these things: if it’s in brackets I am talking about a symbol
        Start it with :
        (Pac man eating the words)img(space)width(equalsign)(quotation)300(quotation)
        Looks like:

        I hope these show up as words not weird broken links

        • creativerational says

          March 25, 2016 at 2:59 pm

          Yep all broken. There’s always only one space between things, and you have to use all the symbols you see in upward ways instructions

        • Jayne says

          March 25, 2016 at 4:19 pm

          LOL creativerational πŸ™‚ thanks for trying to help poor thick me. Unfortunately, while I understand every single word you’ve written, it all becomes gobbledegook in my head when I try to put them all together into a concept! πŸ˜€

          Ah well … there’s no helping some πŸ™ πŸ˜€ xxx

          • creativerational says

            March 25, 2016 at 4:29 pm

            It looks great. Sometimes I skip the links people post, but today’s are totally worth the clicks

          • creativerational says

            March 25, 2016 at 4:40 pm

          • creativerational says

            March 25, 2016 at 4:48 pm

    • Tempest says

      March 25, 2016 at 4:26 pm

      helped you out, Jayne! Great one!!

      • Jayne says

        March 25, 2016 at 4:55 pm

        Thanx Tempest πŸ˜€

  120. Free Vixen says

    March 25, 2016 at 2:39 pm

  121. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    View post on imgur.com

  122. Free Vixen says

    March 25, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    • Jeep says

      March 27, 2016 at 9:47 pm

      WE ARE MIGHTY!!!

      Good one Free Vixen!!!!

  123. creativerational says

    March 25, 2016 at 2:44 pm

  124. Free Vixen says

    March 25, 2016 at 2:47 pm

  125. SnakebitNoMore says

    March 25, 2016 at 2:50 pm

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/oh-shit-i-kakel6.jpg

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 6:50 pm

      here you go!

  126. Free Vixen says

    March 25, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    • Tempest says

      March 25, 2016 at 4:24 pm

      A+, Free Vixen!!

    • KibblesNBits says

      March 28, 2016 at 10:23 pm

      YAY! Love this..

  127. Free Vixen says

    March 25, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    Alright, lunch is over. Last one.

  128. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 3:48 pm

    I’m at it again…
    https://makeameme.org/meme/i-dont-understand-1qkjwd

  129. SnakebitNoMore says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:00 pm

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/left-wife-for.jpg

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 6:52 pm

      LMAO, thanks SnakebitNoMore!

  130. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:03 pm

    View post on imgur.com

    • Jayne says

      March 25, 2016 at 4:52 pm

      It’s a tight call … but I reckon this is my fave of yours Tempest! πŸ™‚ seriously … that really could be Hannibal’s girlfriend in 8 years time!

    • happily never after says

      March 27, 2016 at 8:18 pm

      Get outta here! That is Sad Sausage’s current girl-child whore!

      • Tempest says

        March 27, 2016 at 9:00 pm

        Well, Hannibal’s going to steal her away in 8 years.

    • Jeep says

      March 27, 2016 at 9:51 pm

      Oh NO! Tempest! That is sooo true!!!! I told the kids next satan will be trying to date his GRANDCHILDREN’S friends!!!!

  131. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/you-really-need-pal8ok

    • Tempest says

      March 25, 2016 at 4:11 pm

      I LOVE that one!

      • Better Alone says

        March 25, 2016 at 4:17 pm

        True story!

      • Better Alone says

        March 25, 2016 at 4:19 pm

        https://makeameme.org/meme/dont-you-see-xt2i5g

  132. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/so-what-if-f3yqga

  133. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    View post on imgur.com

  134. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/when-theres-another-l22msy

  135. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/how-dare-you-bduhse

  136. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:16 pm

    View post on imgur.com

  137. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:16 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/i-forgot-cheating

  138. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    View post on imgur.com

    • FMT says

      March 25, 2016 at 5:30 pm

      haha! πŸ™‚

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:00 pm

      Tempest, you are a meme virtuosa!!

  139. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    View post on imgur.com

    Okay, done!

    • Jayne says

      March 25, 2016 at 4:56 pm

      Surely not! πŸ™‚

  140. Linda says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    today he actually said that our family’s lack of boundaries is frustrating . . . . thing is, HE is having an affair!!!!!

  141. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/dont-you-understand-nvnokd

  142. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    View post on imgur.com

    (couldn’t stop!)

  143. Porca Miseria says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    http://imgur.com/FiOJm9u

  144. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    View post on imgur.com

    • creativerational says

      March 25, 2016 at 4:49 pm

      Yep. I was there.

      • Tempest says

        March 25, 2016 at 5:22 pm

        And where are you now, creativerational, because your deadline has come & gone, and the Swat team is assembled?

        • creativerational says

          March 25, 2016 at 6:20 pm

          Durp. A few things! I don’t know what y’all here know… 1) my entire team got laid off, except me. I got promoted. I now have to relocate, so I’m setting up to move, in a few months. Investing in short term housing here right now would be… Hard and a waste of money I don’t have. Better to focus on moving ASAP. Also… With new job role, I am busy off my ass. It’s a beautiful distraction. 2) new legal consult: recieved clear advice about support on what i would owe him… he needs to get a better job. If he has the job he’s qualified for, i probably can get away getting to an agreement of support for a short time. Currently, I would be potentially supporting his ass for a decade plus. So… I really need him to get his qualified work. He has to”gain experience” to move to be with me… For lisencing requirements (Because he thinks he is coming). I’m putting lots of energy into getting him working, “so we spend less time apart” … Isn’t that sweet. 3) i was in a pretty dark space a few weeks ago, much love to all of you for seeing it and sending up smoke signals. Then I got sick with a wicked cold. I’m starting to feel better and my friends have been so good to me. I am recharged after a girls weekend and I am ok to keep stealth mode and get to the point where I can get away. 4) someone else was posting a day or two ago-about confrontation seeming like a good thing, but that it doesn’t accomplish what you want. She said stay stealth, then serve, and leave and make it all a surprise. Because you’ll never get your explanation. Your remorse. Your grovelling or your answers. That resonates with me. This is game of thrones with my life, and long game or not, I don’t need it celebrated, I don’t need it to be clean or public. I need it dead in a way that works for my long plan. I need to be Tyrion. I have held on for this long. It’s 6 months of real knowing, real understanding. 13 years of marriage that was a sham. But others have lasted 18 months planning, or years- for pensions to vest and for support purposes etc- I can also do this. Especially knowing I will be able to have physical distance soon. My tax return is going to ‘pay off some debt” but really is bound for my legal fund. Thank you so much for asking. I am working on my mighty.

          • Tempest says

            March 25, 2016 at 7:44 pm

            Play your long game, girl…we’re here for you!

            • creativerational says

              March 26, 2016 at 12:50 am

              Marry me

              • Tempest says

                March 26, 2016 at 8:43 am

                Ditch the loser and we’re on.

          • Chumptitude says

            March 26, 2016 at 2:21 pm

            “I’m working on my mighty.”

            Wow, creativerational, being able to survive this long while lining up your ducks, being promoted and almost there relocation-wise is super mighty in my book!

            Keep forging on and when you and Tempest get hitched, I will be in the audience :)!

  145. JJ says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/its-better-if.jpg

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 7:09 pm

      Holly Hell JJ, such a cruel POS!

      • brit says

        March 26, 2016 at 4:17 am

        Cheater said those words to me throughout our sons childhood. He did finally pay attention to our son when our son turned 16, and when X left. He used our son for his personal gain and to demonize and hurt me. Our son was so happy to finally get positive attention from his father he would do anything for Cheater.
        There were also the perks of money, gifts and freedom.
        X hs been successful alienating our son from me. Heartbreaking to see Cheater use our son and worse breaks my heart I don’t have my son in my life.

        • Chumptitude says

          March 26, 2016 at 2:32 pm

          I am so sorry to hear about your story brit!

          It might feel like an eternity as you have to deal with this daily, but research shows that many young adults are not able to really see and feel things from other people’s points of view until early adulthood (sometimes as late as 25).

          Keep being the sane, predictable parent, and maybe read Bancroft’s “When Dad Hurts Mom,” their chapter on good and bad secrets has been super helpful in framing conversations with my young kiddo.

          (((brit)))

        • Tempest says

          March 27, 2016 at 10:41 pm

          Brit–I”m sorry, that’s awful. But don’t give up yet; other people’s boys have followed cheater dad, only to realize their mistake and realize the chump is the reliable parent. (I’ll try to get someone to chime in here that had that happen)

  146. Current Chump says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:44 pm

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/i-dont-always-8o8lip.jpg

  147. Current Chump says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:47 pm

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/why-cant-you-6yxawq.jpg

    • FMT says

      March 25, 2016 at 7:36 pm

      Yup. True story.

  148. Chumptacular says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:47 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/how-could-i-zn2872

  149. Current Chump says

    March 25, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/if-youre-not-bjt0lh.jpg

  150. FicoChump says

    March 25, 2016 at 5:00 pm

    I wish I could print all these Meme for Mr cheater pants 2x ? in colors along with the divorce papers. tHat would be fun. POS I will think about it ….

  151. SN says

    March 25, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    1) His apology for having led a 4-year double life with an OW: “It was hard on me.”

    2) After I told him he was a monster: “I can understand why you might think that.”

    3) One of last text messages before I blocked him completely: “No one can really understand how love works.”

    • Chumpasaurus Rex says

      March 25, 2016 at 5:38 pm

      After I said “Please do not contact me again.”
      His reply? “I cannot believe I expected you to be civil about this. You should be ashamed of yourself. You’re pathetic.”
      Me: *crickets* and then I blocked him on everything.
      He sent his maintenance payment the NEXT day on paypal with a message that read: “I hope that this money helps with your healing. I pray for you everyday.”

      Like CL says, the mindfuck only has three channels…

      • Anita says

        March 25, 2016 at 6:07 pm

        That’s more like the Crazy Fuck channel. Seriously, cra cra.

      • RockStarWife says

        March 26, 2016 at 2:41 pm

        After sending me my stuff, a couple of times, my ex-boyfriend has sent me email saying, ‘Hope you’re doing ok.’ I can’t think of any good way to respond to that. Tell the truth (‘Unfortunately, I now feel suicidal’), or lie (‘I’m fine.’) I chose crickets.

        • Jeep says

          March 27, 2016 at 10:13 pm

          Keep those crickets handy RockStar!!!! Nothing but crickets for the disordered asshole! He doesn’t deserve you and never will!

      • JannaG says

        March 26, 2016 at 11:38 pm

        [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atBg9zLI2bA&w=640&h=360%5D

        Oh, I “pray” for you too everyday…

      • JannaG says

        March 26, 2016 at 11:41 pm

        Darn. Embedding video with the youtube embed code doesn’t appear to work the way I’d hoped it would. But, it’s a great song…I pray your tire blows out at 110… I pray a flower pot hits you on the head like I’d like to…Just know wherever you are, I pray for you.

        • Ian Dubito says

          March 26, 2016 at 11:58 pm

          I feel your pain. WordPress ate my HTML. What I end up doing sometimes is going in the forum and using that editor. It has function keys for embedding video, blockquotes, etc. It’s a (relatively) easy way to generate the the HTML and then copy-paste it in to the main posts. A bit amateur I guess, but I know markdown better, and I don’t want to become a raw HTML person.

          A lot of Chumps got mad skills though, obviously.

        • JannaG says

          March 27, 2016 at 2:02 am

          [ youtube https://www.youtube.com/embed/12lNr_WMNJs ]

          • JannaG says

            March 27, 2016 at 2:06 am

            https://youtu.be/12lNr_WMNJs

            • JannaG says

              March 27, 2016 at 2:09 am

              So, apparently, I was making this WAY too difficult. All I had to do was copy and paste the URL into the comments and the video embedded itself. It was actually easier to embed video then a jpg.

            • JannaG says

              March 27, 2016 at 2:11 am

    • JannaG says

      March 27, 2016 at 4:29 am

      I couldn’t resist.

  152. ChutesandLadders says

    March 25, 2016 at 5:21 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/if-you-would-zrqp1r

  153. Chumptacular says

    March 25, 2016 at 5:30 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/who-would-cheat-bwiu56

    • brit says

      March 26, 2016 at 9:59 am

      There were more than a few “red flag” moments with Cheater, a few times when I felt something wasn’t quite right, I came out and asked Cheater if he had been with someone, that was one of his replies, along with
      you know me, I’m not that kind of guy. Funny knowing he wasn’t the only one using that line.

    • brit says

      March 26, 2016 at 10:41 am

      There are so many here I’ve heard from Cheater, too many. I don’t know how all these Cheaters can say these things and keep a straight face. I
      I’m ashamed to admit that I ignored my gut feelings that his explanations were ridiculous, some things just didn’t add up, but X had me convinced he wasn’t that kind of guy, X repeatedly told me he was a man of integrity, that in itself raised red flags for me but I ignored them. The person who I thought I married wasn’t that kind of guy, the imposter I married is.

  154. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    View post on imgur.com

  155. Chumptitude says

    March 25, 2016 at 5:40 pm

  156. Chumptitude says

    March 25, 2016 at 5:44 pm

    View post on imgur.com

  157. Chumptitude says

    March 25, 2016 at 5:52 pm

    • Tempest says

      March 26, 2016 at 4:23 pm

      or:

      View post on imgur.com

    • Tempest says

      March 26, 2016 at 4:26 pm

      or #2:

      View post on imgur.com

      • Chumptitude says

        March 26, 2016 at 6:29 pm

        You made my day Tempest!! Or… Mask Off (caption credit: Better Alone)…

      • JannaG says

        March 26, 2016 at 11:01 pm

        • JannaG says

          March 26, 2016 at 11:04 pm

          Hmmm…Maybe I hit return before putting my image in…

        • JannaG says

          March 26, 2016 at 11:08 pm

        • JannaG says

          March 26, 2016 at 11:10 pm

      • JannaG says

        March 26, 2016 at 11:22 pm

  158. Divorce Minister says

    March 25, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/its-not-cheating-9eoesz

  159. Wren says

    March 25, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/i-know-better

  160. Uniquelyme says

    March 25, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/she-is-totally

    • Better Alone says

      March 25, 2016 at 6:31 pm

      Ouch. That one hurt. But, truth…

    • Uniquelyme says

      March 26, 2016 at 6:43 am

      Okay, let’s try this again:

      • Uniquelyme says

        March 26, 2016 at 6:48 am

        • cheaterssuck says

          March 26, 2016 at 9:29 am

          Awesome!

        • chumplisa says

          March 26, 2016 at 12:05 pm

          Love!!!!!!

        • chumplisa says

          March 26, 2016 at 12:09 pm

          I cannot post mine. I downloaded his cheesy ass photo from the University website. He looks like a total dork so it works. I used this site….https://imgflip.com/memegenerator

          My captions were:
          1 I should have another family… I’m a good dad and have good sperm
          2 I would have been more successful… if you hadn’t been too busy raising our children
          3 We didn’t have an affair… we just slept in the same hotel room.

          He actually said all of those things to me at one point. I save them AS WELL AS SOME OF YOURS and attach them to correspondence I have with him… that is when I don’t outsource from India.

          Thanks ladies!!!!

        • UnsinkableMollyXinAlabama says

          March 27, 2016 at 12:50 pm

          LOLOLOLOL

  161. Wren says

    March 25, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/if-i-text-e2c9l0

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 6:46 pm

      here you go Wren!

  162. Wren says

    March 25, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/thats-all-i-wv5udm

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 6:44 pm

      Wow Wren, just wow!

      • Wren says

        March 26, 2016 at 12:17 am

        When I press for the whole truth, there’s always a conditional response like this, which makes me think there’s things he’s conveniently not remembering. Does anyone else hear this?

        • Chumptitude says

          March 26, 2016 at 2:48 pm

          Yes Wren, I got that too! Post Dday, the more I asked about his affair and what he wanted to do moving forward, the more inconsistent he became.

          His reactions post-Dday proved to me that he was incapable of integrity, honesty and respect for me. I realized then that my marriage had been dead for longer than I will ever know. So I put down the hopium pipe, and went NC apart from kid and divorce communication.

          I’m not missing his truthiness one bit.

  163. Thankful. says

    March 25, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/our-marriage-isnt.jpg

    After years of cheating, gaslighting and fucking with my head. When he finally came clean and I refused to submit to any more bullshit and told him we were over. This was his standard response.

    When blatant disregard didn’t work, he changed tact and painted himself as the victim.

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 7:13 pm

      OMG Thankful, talk about pretzel logic!

      • Tempest says

        March 26, 2016 at 8:25 am

        Chumptitude–I am so borrowing your “pretzel logic” theme!!

        View post on imgur.com

        • Chumptitude says

          March 27, 2016 at 10:40 am

          Tempest and CN, thank you for a fabulous weekend filled with laughter!

          I can’t remember the last time I’ve felt so light-hearted and validated… Why stop now :)??!

          • Tempest says

            March 27, 2016 at 8:56 pm

            Okay, Chumptitude, we are all going to have nightmares of that guy tonight!

  164. creativerational says

    March 25, 2016 at 7:11 pm

  165. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    This one’s for Ian:

    MatchGirl

    View post on imgur.com

    • Ian Dubito says

      March 26, 2016 at 10:24 pm

      Well done everyone.

      And especially TheUpwardWay. Nicely done with the code snippet in an image!

      Thanks Tempest. The Exorcist steps are in DC (as you likely know) on M Street in Georgetown, and MatchGirl and I had some moments there while we lived in DC. So your post was particularly devilish. Her face was definitely contorted with some sort of evil as she confessed. Thanks a lot, now my nightmares are gonna come back.

  166. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 7:41 pm

    Here’s for Jeep:

    View post on imgur.com

    • creativerational says

      March 25, 2016 at 7:45 pm

      Mad skills lady.

    • Jeep says

      March 27, 2016 at 10:25 pm

      LMAO Tempest!!! I can’t believe you found an ACTUAL picture of him!!!!!

      Oh I just cannot stop laughing!!!! LOVE it! Wish I could just send that to him!!!!

      …crap…Beau is trying to egg me on!

      LOL!

      I love you!!!! πŸ˜€

  167. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    View post on imgur.com

    I think I may have an addiction!

    • Anita says

      March 26, 2016 at 8:58 am

      You know, I never thought of it, but Rose from Titanic (and Jack as well) is a cheater. She is engaged, even if she didn’t want to be and the fiance is a dick.

      • JannaG says

        March 27, 2016 at 4:15 am

        Yep. Karma. The other man drowned.

  168. Better Alone says

    March 25, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    I’m reminded of something my STBX told me while arguing about getting a divorce. That everything we had was because of him, our bed, the house, the cars… Including our American citizenships (obtained after living legally in the US for 25 years with no work permit for me). Never mind that in order to be with this man I moved internationally three times with kids in tow and taking only suitcases each time. I remember being puzzled by this comment at the time. That was before I found out the OW (and woman is not quite the right word for a 23 year old…) was from Thailand and was in this country on a visa. It all made sense then!!

    • ExpatChump says

      March 26, 2016 at 1:18 am

      Selling the skank your life. My ex did that also.

    • Tempest says

      March 26, 2016 at 8:16 am

      Yup–I gave up tenure and much higher pay so X could get a more prestigious job. What does he tell my daughter after settlement? “Your mother took half my life’s savings.”

      • JannaG says

        March 26, 2016 at 11:34 pm

        Because what’s yours is his and what’s his is still his

  169. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    View post on imgur.com

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:15 pm

      LMAO Tempest!!! And set me off for another round…

      • Tempest says

        March 26, 2016 at 12:07 am

        “This time you can trust me…” Love it! Reminds me of X’s saying, “You’re the only one who thinks I”ll cheat again” (only to find out about his multiple affairs, Ashley Madison account, etc.).

        • RockStarWife says

          March 26, 2016 at 2:50 pm

          Thanks for the meme! Today, when I asked STBX to write a (small) check for kids’ lessons, he told me to do it. I said, ‘I would like you to do it because I cannot rely on you to reimburse me.’ STBX told me, ‘You’re the one who can’t be trusted.’ Projection, much?

          • Chumptitude says

            March 26, 2016 at 3:13 pm

            Ah RockStarWife, I am so sorry your sick STBX keeps making your life as unbearable as possible.

            Three things that come to mind to help with your healing:

            Stop attending kid activities when your X is present! Either he takes them or you do, no need for both parents to be there for practice. I only agree to both parents things when it is a school play or final recital. All the rest is either he takes our kiddo or I do. You might also arrange for your kiddos to car pool with friends for a few weeks, that will help you distance yourself from the craziness.

            Second, stop talking to your X at all. Things went a lot smoother when I stopped talking to him, no hello, no good bye, no kibbles. I just focus on my kiddo at drop of and pick up. When things are shared costs, I pay my half to the camp/activities, and then I email the camp contact and my X, telling them that as per our current agreement, my X will send the other half. Of course, he rages over email about my controlling him, him not wanting to pay, on why it has to be this way etc. To that, I just keep copying and pasting the parts of our agreement pertaining to shared activity costs. Each time, he paid up (image management).

            I’ve been regularly using Bill Eddy’s “BIFF” format for emails as well as have read “Joint Custody with a Jerk” by Julie Ross & Judy Corcoran more times than I want to admit.

            You have so much to endure and recover from RSW, I hope you will stop talking to your X and minimize all instances when you have to be in the same room with him.

            (((RockStarWife)))

        • Chumptitude says

          March 26, 2016 at 2:53 pm

          Ah that sounds so familiar Tempest… When that line of poor sausage routine came up, I advised my X to learn abut second chances from Nixon’s life.

        • JannaG says

          March 26, 2016 at 10:53 pm

          Doubt that! I’m sure most people would think he might cheat again. Just because he says idiotic crap, doesn’t make it true…

    • Jeep says

      March 27, 2016 at 10:31 pm

      Oh shit what I wouldn’t give for THAT ability!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

      Char broiled satan!!!!!! LOL!

  170. FMT says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    What’s so great about today’s exercise is that it’s a creative outlet for horrible experience. Almost like visual haiku. I’m really enjoying everybody’s entries. Thanks for the challenge, Tracy!

  171. Chumptacular says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/no-remorse-for

  172. C. says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    http://i.imgur.com/wy1fXo6.jpg

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:03 pm

      Here you go C. and Wow your X is a massive POS!

      • C. says

        March 26, 2016 at 12:54 am

        Thanks for putting up my meme. Couldn’t get it to work. πŸ™‚ And yes, he is. But no longer MY POS/problem. πŸ˜‰ *Hugs to you*

  173. Chumptacular says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/whaddaya-mean-no-4xhn0s

  174. cheaterssuck says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    <img width="300" src"https://media.makeameme.org/created/you-lied-cheated.jpg&quot;

  175. cheaterssuck says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/you-lied-cheated.jpg

    • Chumptitude says

      March 25, 2016 at 11:05 pm

      Here you go cheaterssuck, and great “friendly” reminder :)!

      • cheaterssuck says

        March 26, 2016 at 9:27 am

        Thanks chumptitude!! Epic fail on my part trying to get that to post.

  176. cheaterssuck says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    <img width="300" src="https://media.makeameme.org/created/you-lied-cheated.jpg "

    • JannaG says

      March 26, 2016 at 10:50 pm

      You’re close. Just 2 things need to change:
      -There is an extra space in between the link and the quotation mark. So it’s src=”LinkToMeme” instead of src=”LinkToMeme ”
      – At the end, the html tag needs to be closed. So after src=”LinkToMeme” add />

  177. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    View post on imgur.com

  178. Sweet Freedom says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:45 pm

  179. Lakay says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/hey-im-gonna-yf86c8

  180. Tempest says

    March 25, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    View post on imgur.com

    [Yes, I’m obviously having trouble with that “gain a life” thing ; ) ]

  181. fbi says

    March 26, 2016 at 3:28 am

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/ive-tried-everything.jpg

    A revolutionary concept called the truth does not come naturally to some and would prefer to live in an altered reality with their heads in the sand

  182. Yup. says

    March 26, 2016 at 6:26 am

    https://makeameme.org/meme/why-does-no-vdrc7m

  183. junglechump says

    March 26, 2016 at 6:42 am


    True story!! This is so much fun I could make these cheater memes all day LOL.

  184. junglechump says

    March 26, 2016 at 6:51 am

  185. junglechump says

    March 26, 2016 at 6:56 am

    • Tempest says

      March 27, 2016 at 8:53 pm

      Junglechump–this one gives me a belly laugh every time I access it. Revolting and hilarious all in one.

  186. Cozzie says

    March 26, 2016 at 6:57 am

    Ok I can’t resist!

    Here’s my submission, as ridiculous as it sounds, it’s what he keeps telling me. Yeah right.

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/yes-i-cheated-6jzcr3.jpg

    • junglechump says

      March 26, 2016 at 7:12 am

      LOL the Confession Bear rocks!

    • junglechump says

      March 26, 2016 at 7:40 am

      • Tempest says

        March 26, 2016 at 8:11 am

        Love this!

        • junglechump says

          March 26, 2016 at 2:26 pm

          Thanks πŸ™‚ Me too! Hopefully, if I stare at it long enough I will get closer to that Tuesday!

          • Kay says

            March 26, 2016 at 8:23 pm

            Jungle chump I’ve thought of that little frog all day long!! Haha. Love it.

            • junglechump says

              March 27, 2016 at 2:28 am

              Hehe it’s so perfect huh! I am going to try practise that frogs stare for when I have to face STBX and OWhore, so hopefully I can laugh on the inside, well at least a little…

    • brit says

      March 26, 2016 at 9:47 am

      Cozzie, I just about died laughing at this one, I’m still laughing.., so funny.. omg.

  187. junglechump says

    March 26, 2016 at 7:00 am

  188. junglechump says

    March 26, 2016 at 7:05 am

  189. junglechump says

    March 26, 2016 at 7:44 am

  190. junglechump says

    March 26, 2016 at 7:53 am

  191. junglechump says

    March 26, 2016 at 7:54 am

    I can’t stop!!! Well know you all know my story through memes hehe.

  192. junglechump says

    March 26, 2016 at 8:01 am

    TEEHEE, finaly OWhore and sociopath is a yoga teacher, I have always hated yoga regardless of this (apologies to yoga lovers here… but I am sure you’ll forgive my bitterness).

    I think I am done now, wow I feel so much better, thanks for the idea CL! I may have to frame these and put them in my bathroom to keep cracking myself up.

  193. Thankful says

    March 26, 2016 at 9:04 am

    http://memecreator.org/static/images/memes/3943703.jpg

    Yep, we are divorced, he just remarried and I am still waiting to here form those who felt they could manage me, while claiming to restore him.

  194. brit says

    March 26, 2016 at 9:28 am

    /var/folders/lq/806smqb54sd2z8png1p8yyb40000gn/T/com.apple.Preview/com.apple.Preview.PasteboardItems/cheater.jpg

  195. brit says

    March 26, 2016 at 9:33 am

    Try again..,http://www.quickmeme.com/img/89/89b2619c0d200ed1363d52dbd9c58a7ee63a95905638e0aebff5d2583afd2ced.jpg

  196. brit says

    March 26, 2016 at 9:46 am

    These are all so funny, I think I’m addicted, I keep going back to them and can’t stop laughing.
    I’ve heard so many of these lines from my Cheater which makes them even funnier.
    Do Cheaters have a secret handbook on The Secret Guide to Cheating?
    It’s surprising how many similar traits they have.

  197. Sionara says

    March 26, 2016 at 10:01 am

    https://makeameme.org/mymemes/29375

  198. blessingindisguise says

    March 26, 2016 at 10:03 am

     |

    • brit says

      March 26, 2016 at 10:49 am

      Their world has been shattered but that’s not a big deal.., security, life as they’ve known it destroyed.
      Life for them is no longer secure, mom’s stressed, their standard of living isn’t what it used to be, everything they do from now on is a balancing act with schedules between parents, grandparents, families, and their own families in the future.
      Who would be “fine” when their lives are so severely disrupted?

      • Maree says

        March 26, 2016 at 11:11 am

        brit, I have always maintained that no matter how old our children are, be it tiny tots or adults, the destruction of their family has an enormous impact on them. There is no more ‘our family’. I held my family together for 37 years before I was evicted for some cheap tramp. I was blamed for the destruction of our family when our kids don’t really know what went on between my ex husband and me, my 2 have assumed they know everything because my ex husband has used them as a shield / buffer and has manipulated them and everyone to his advantage. So my kids now have a ‘new’ family consisting of them, their father, his cheap prostitute wife and her 2 little boys and they are most happy with that. So after typing this post I realise that my kids will be and are just fine. My sympathies to any parent whose children have trouble adjusting to their lives being thrown into chaos for some cheap thrill.

        • Yup says

          March 26, 2016 at 2:24 pm

          My daughters were 18 and 22 – both knew what was going on. I was destroyed, and monstered against. I guess he thought he could behave anyway he wanted and “they would come around” later.. 2 years later, they are even more disgusted with him.
          After reading the nightmare co parenting stories, I have to confess, I’m glad they don’t communicate with him. (< that's my dirty secret.)

          • Maree says

            March 26, 2016 at 2:38 pm

            Yup, my 37 (D) and 33 (S) don’t communicate with me. I have lost them forever.

            • RockStarWife says

              March 26, 2016 at 2:57 pm

              Maree,
              So sad. I hope that you get much well-deserved support from others and joy from other things.

      • blessingindisguise says

        March 26, 2016 at 12:18 pm

        Brit, I am 110% with you!

    • chumplisa says

      March 26, 2016 at 12:31 pm

      Thats what the psychologist AP told my ex…..!!!!! She actually said most kids come through divorce fine. Both are in therapy. He blames me of course.

  199. FMT says

    March 26, 2016 at 12:35 pm

    https://imgflip.com/i/11gys2

    • FMT says

      March 26, 2016 at 12:43 pm

      • JannaG says

        March 26, 2016 at 10:38 pm

        OMG. My cheater said the exact same thing…in front of the marriage therapist no less.

  200. Tessie says

    March 26, 2016 at 1:46 pm

    I’m hopelessly non-technical, so I’ll just the add the meme with a word picture…..pix….sleazy greased back hair, receding chin, big belly, narc smirk…..The problem isn’t the fact that I’m cheating, the problem is your fuck you attitude!

    • Tempest says

      March 26, 2016 at 4:15 pm

      Here you are Tessie (trust me, if I can make a meme, ANYone can do it):

      View post on imgur.com

  201. kbchump says

    March 26, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    https://makeameme.org/mymemes/29396

  202. Tempest says

    March 26, 2016 at 4:29 pm

    View post on imgur.com

  203. SnakebitNoMore says

    March 26, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    Seeing if I can code some of mine from yesterday…. Yesterday was hectic.

  204. Other Kat says

    March 26, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    Would someone mind explaining again how I convert this to a jpeg so I can post the meme here? Sorry to be such a dweeb! Exact quote from X:

    https://makeameme.org/meme/you-have-no-5fwza3

    • Tempest says

      March 26, 2016 at 6:14 pm

      Other Kat: Download your picture as a jpeg; upload it here: http://imgur.com

      Then, along the right side you’ll see “Share Image.” The third option gives you the option to “Embed in HTML;” cut & paste that address directly into a CL comment.

      • Other Kat says

        March 27, 2016 at 5:56 pm

        View post on imgur.com

        • Other Kat says

          March 27, 2016 at 5:58 pm

          View post on imgur.com

          • Other Kat says

            March 27, 2016 at 6:02 pm

            Sorry for taking up space with these attempts and thanks, Tempest, for the explanation. I’m so close but something’s not quite working, will try one more time because I would love to be able to make and share memes in general!

            • Other Kat says

              March 27, 2016 at 6:08 pm

              [img]http://i.imgur.com/1kTxKXI.jpg[/img]

              • Other Kat says

                March 27, 2016 at 6:09 pm

                GAH! Will try again later!

              • Chumptitude says

                March 27, 2016 at 8:08 pm

                I went through the same frustration Other Kat!

                Here is one way I hope will work:

                Hope this helps!

            • Other Kat says

              March 28, 2016 at 1:50 pm

              Thank you, Chumptitude!

  205. Chumptacular says

    March 26, 2016 at 6:06 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/im-just-being-uki9h

  206. Chumptacular says

    March 26, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/im-just-being-zhw0bs

  207. Chumptacular says

    March 26, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/whaddaya-mean-no-4xhn0s.jpg

    • Chumptacular says

      March 26, 2016 at 7:31 pm

    • Chumptacular says

      March 26, 2016 at 7:36 pm

    • Chumptacular says

      March 26, 2016 at 7:39 pm

    • Chumptacular says

      March 26, 2016 at 7:43 pm

    • Chumptacular says

      March 26, 2016 at 7:46 pm

      • JannaG says

        March 26, 2016 at 10:33 pm

        LOVE it!

      • JannaG says

        March 26, 2016 at 10:35 pm

        • JannaG says

          March 27, 2016 at 12:48 am

  208. Chumptacular says

    March 26, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    • Over and Out says

      March 29, 2016 at 12:31 am

      LOL!!! πŸ™‚

  209. Chumptacular says

    March 26, 2016 at 8:43 pm

  210. KeepAwayNarcs says

    March 26, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    I’m giving Tempest’s method a try. Here goes:

    View post on imgur.com

    If that doesn’t work, this is the imgur link: http://imgur.com/yEUAugd

  211. Wren says

    March 26, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/im-not-saying-h1a14z

  212. JannaG says

    March 26, 2016 at 10:31 pm

  213. KeepAwayNarcs says

    March 26, 2016 at 10:49 pm

  214. KeepAwayNarcs says

    March 26, 2016 at 10:57 pm

    This is obviously not my forte!

    • JannaG says

      March 26, 2016 at 11:29 pm

      I’m not getting the .jpg when I click on the little icon where the image should be. Maybe try right clicking on the meme and selecting view image from the drop down menu if you didn’t already. That would give you a link that had .jpg at the end of it. I noticed mine weren’t posting either when my link didn’t have the .jpg at the end.

      img width=”300″ src=”MemeLink.jpg” alt=” ”

      (I left out the html tags shown in UpwardWays post at the beginning and end so the code would show.)

    • JannaG says

      March 27, 2016 at 2:14 am

      • JannaG says

        March 27, 2016 at 2:19 am

        Seems like a lot of people adopt pets after heartbreak/divorce. I did.

      • KeepAwayNarcs says

        March 27, 2016 at 3:25 am

        JannaG, thanks for helping with my “Someday I’ll ask you to marry me” meme!

        I tried out Tempest’s imgur embedding suggestion as well as the hand coding instruction .. but I did something wrong. The links I used did have the .jpg extension so it’s the coding syntax I’m not getting correct. I will try to do one more just to see if I can finally get this right — though I feel bad about “polluting” this page with my efforts, haha!

        btw, I’m enjoying your memes. The “We’re just friends with benefits” one hit home .. sort of neglected to tell me that’s what HE thought we were.

        • JannaG says

          March 27, 2016 at 4:02 am

          Don’t feel bad about polluting the page with your attempts. I polluted the page with a bunch of attempts, lol. That’s the problem with cheaters and all their lies. They might actually find people who want what they want, if they’d figure out what it is that they want and actually be honest about it.

          I just right clicked the meme in makeameme.org and selected view image. Then i copied the link in the url bar.

          I don’t know if adding returns will allow the code to show, but I’m trying it:
          (The two returns need to be taken out before img and after alt=” “)

          • JannaG says

            March 27, 2016 at 4:21 am

            Darn! My attempt at getting the code to paste didn’t work.

          • KeepAwayNarcs says

            March 27, 2016 at 5:28 pm

            Thanks for the additional explanations on coding, JannaG.

            I think I needed to add a space between quotation marks after alt and close the correct html tag correctly. Ready to make another attempt with meme #3:

            If the embedding code fails, this is the imgur link: http://i.imgur.com/coy4mNQ.jpg?1

            • KeepAwayNarcs says

              March 27, 2016 at 5:37 pm

              Wow, it worked! Many thanks to all the teachers here – including JannaG, Tempest, Ian, TheUpwardWay and our dear Tracy/CL.

              • JannaG says

                March 28, 2016 at 12:01 am

                Great job! πŸ™‚

        • Tempest says

          March 27, 2016 at 8:19 am

          Don’t put the link into makeameme or imgur; right click a photo you want to use and download it as a jpeg, then go to makeameme (save that under a separate jpeg), then upload to imgur. Use the Encode in HTML link & paste it into a comment.

          • KeepAwayNarcs says

            March 27, 2016 at 6:02 pm

            Tempest, I’m going to paste imgur’s generated “embed post” option below. It looks very different from the coding suggested by JannaG and TheUpwardWay (much longer and without use of “img” in the string). Here goes:

            View post on imgur.com

            • Tempest says

              March 27, 2016 at 6:13 pm

              Here you go, KAN:

              View post on imgur.com

            • KeepAwayNarcs says

              March 27, 2016 at 6:14 pm

              Ahh, I think I was suppose to leave out the end part that starts with “View post on imgur.com … ”

              • KeepAwayNarcs says

                March 27, 2016 at 6:27 pm

                Thanks, Tempest. I can’t figure out how you did it ..

                This is what I see when imgur offers the “Embed post” option (I’m altering the coding and hope it will show):

                (html tag removed) blockquote class=”imgur-embed-pub” lang=”en” data-id=”coy4mNQ”>
                (then it continues with) View post on imgur.com
                </script (html tag removed)

              • Tempest says

                March 27, 2016 at 6:47 pm

                Yes–just copy and paste the (unaltered) code and the picture will pop up when you hit “post comment.”

            • KeepAwayNarcs says

              March 27, 2016 at 8:12 pm

              Some of the others are getting this same result (above) when entering the embed code from the imgur site .. just shows the hyperlink that reads “View post on imgur.com” on this page.

              From reading a few of people’s comments here, I suspect some of you are logged into your WordPress account and have access to tools that the folks on the public page, outside of the log-in, don’t have?

  215. JannaG says

    March 27, 2016 at 12:24 am

    • Over and Out says

      March 29, 2016 at 12:29 am

      It surely would have saved us both a bunch of money if he had only followed through with that lame-ass threat…

  216. JannaG says

    March 27, 2016 at 12:28 am

  217. JannaG says

    March 27, 2016 at 12:33 am

  218. Terri says

    March 27, 2016 at 12:40 am

    https://makeameme.org/meme/why-are-you-0jsa4k

    • JannaG says

      March 27, 2016 at 1:45 am

      I like the choice of picture πŸ™‚

  219. Terri says

    March 27, 2016 at 12:44 am

    https://makeameme.org/meme/found-out-i-xgcx8e

  220. UnsinkableMollyXinAlabama says

    March 27, 2016 at 1:15 am

    ImageChef Meme Maker - ImageChef.com

  221. UnsinkableMollyXinAlabama says

    March 27, 2016 at 1:22 am

    http://cdn.meme.am/instances2/500x/4969728.jpg

    • UnsinkableMollyXinAlabama says

      March 27, 2016 at 1:24 am

      http://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder67571/500x/67571250.jpg

  222. JannaG says

    March 27, 2016 at 1:43 am

  223. JannaG says

    March 27, 2016 at 1:56 am

  224. JannaG says

    March 27, 2016 at 4:17 am

  225. Tempest says

    March 27, 2016 at 8:24 am

    View post on imgur.com

    • KeepAwayNarcs says

      March 28, 2016 at 2:22 pm

      I had to look up The Total Woman book reviews to understand the Saran wrap reference in this image (love Kathy Bates). What a hilarious meme, Tempest!

      After my divorce (about 3 decades ago .. got married too young and clueless), I read Marilyn French’s The Women’s Room. I kept that book and recently flipped through the pages thinking, “Wow, this book was revolutionary at that time of transition between the traditional and modern lives of women. Young gals now wouldn’t recognize any of the stuff in here!”

  226. SnakebitNoMore says

    March 27, 2016 at 10:33 am

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/i-had-to-h9lgun.jpg

  227. SnakebitNoMore says

    March 27, 2016 at 10:59 am

    https://media.makeameme.org/created/i-dont-see-07dacb.jpg

    Trying code again, link is there if it doesn’t work

  228. SnakebitNoMore says

    March 27, 2016 at 11:25 am

  229. Karma Express says

    March 27, 2016 at 11:55 am

  230. AprilFool says

    March 27, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    Sorry for the strong language but it gets to the point:

    http://memecreator.org/static/images/memes/3944911.jpg

    • K.A.N. says

      March 27, 2016 at 3:12 pm

      Ha, that made me laugh! Good (ass) play on words .. heh.

  231. Chumptacular says

    March 27, 2016 at 3:23 pm

  232. SnakebitNoMore says

    March 27, 2016 at 3:45 pm



  233. Virago says

    March 27, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    AM late to the party, but going to try this:

    View post on imgur.com

    • Virago says

      March 27, 2016 at 4:13 pm

  234. Chumptacular says

    March 27, 2016 at 4:02 pm

  235. SnakebitNoMore says

    March 27, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    • NarcFreeZone says

      March 27, 2016 at 4:17 pm

      That sounds SO familiar! Cheater’s defenders offered this exact explanation of why he “couldn’t” tell me about the girl he’s been seeing for 10 months .. sheesh. I really hate being a chump – it’s so darn humiliating!!

  236. Virago says

    March 27, 2016 at 4:08 pm

  237. Chumptacular says

    March 27, 2016 at 4:54 pm

    <img width = "300" src = "https://media.makeameme.org/created/youre-making-a-rvjwfd.jpg " alt = " "/.

  238. Chumptacular says

    March 27, 2016 at 4:57 pm

  239. Chumptacular says

    March 27, 2016 at 5:37 pm

  240. Virago says

    March 27, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    β€œ

    β€œ

    • Virago says

      March 27, 2016 at 5:44 pm

  241. Tempest says

    March 27, 2016 at 6:02 pm

    View post on imgur.com

  242. donna says

    March 27, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    None of them meant anything to me. It was the thrill of the chase.
    Don’t ruin it for me.

  243. Virago says

    March 27, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    This has been more than a little fun. I had no idea how to do this but was encouraged by Tempest’s declarations of possibility and by the delightful creativity of CN. It is addictive, however, so I will call this the last one for the road. Happy easter all you lovely, hilarious chumps and CL!

    • Virago says

      March 27, 2016 at 6:29 pm

      • Virago says

        March 27, 2016 at 6:35 pm

        Last try! One for the road may be one too many:

        • Virago says

          March 27, 2016 at 6:49 pm

  244. Jeep says

    March 27, 2016 at 8:09 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/meow-meow-vozgkx

  245. Jeep says

    March 27, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/meow-meow-954qfb

    • Chumptitude says

      March 27, 2016 at 9:49 pm

      AHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are wicked Jeep, your meme is awesome! Here is the embedded version:

      • Jeep says

        March 27, 2016 at 9:57 pm

        Hehehehe!!!!! Chumptitude I had a great teacher!!!! LOL!!

        Thank you so much for your help!!!! Kinda takes the scary outta that evil asshole!!! LOL!!!!

  246. Jeep says

    March 27, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    …yes…the second one is MUCH more like satan… πŸ˜€

  247. gepster says

    March 27, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    http://m.imgur.com/account/Gepster321/images/RI1kk7B

    For Fat Bastard.

    • Tempest says

      March 27, 2016 at 10:22 pm

      Hi, Gepster–the image doesn’t show from the link (is your account a private one?)

      • gepster says

        March 28, 2016 at 7:34 pm

        Trying again

    • Tessie says

      March 27, 2016 at 10:24 pm

      Thank you so much, Tempest!

  248. oaktree says

    March 28, 2016 at 7:53 am

    http://imgur.com/6aNUy9B

  249. oaktree says

    March 28, 2016 at 7:55 am

    View post on imgur.com

  250. oaktree says

    March 28, 2016 at 8:08 am

    View post on imgur.com

  251. oaktree says

    March 28, 2016 at 11:36 am

    http://i.imgur.com/3Z27GdA.png

  252. JackiesDone says

    March 28, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    • JackiesDone says

      March 28, 2016 at 1:54 pm

      Did not work for me. I don’t have an editor when I comment. I typed code in correctly but.. as you see did not work.

      https://makeameme.org/meme/i-tried-to-dkn8tt

      • oaktree says

        March 28, 2016 at 9:00 pm

        That’s a good one, JD! I can’t figure out how to embed either.

        • Ian Dubito says

          March 28, 2016 at 9:16 pm

          One-line image-posting. (See photo for code.)

  253. JackiesDone says

    March 28, 2016 at 6:55 pm

    These are all so good. I laughed my butt off.

  254. Ian Dubito says

    March 28, 2016 at 7:23 pm

  255. gepster says

    March 28, 2016 at 7:40 pm

    Gaaaahh!!!!! Hares the link, somebody help please!
    Fat Bastard https://imgur.com/gallery/RI1kk7B

    • Ian Dubito says

      March 28, 2016 at 7:45 pm

  256. Ian Dubito says

    March 28, 2016 at 7:54 pm

    • Ian Dubito says

      March 28, 2016 at 9:18 pm

      This is gepster’s. (Sorry gepster for the non-attribution.)

      • gepster says

        March 29, 2016 at 7:12 am

        Thanks Ian!! Smoochies!!!

    • Jeep says

      March 29, 2016 at 11:31 am

      IAN!!!! BEAU IS IN RECOVERY!!!! πŸ˜€ Neither mass was cancerous!!!!! My monster biter is MIGHTY STILL!!!! πŸ˜€

      I’m dancin here!!!!! πŸ˜€

      • Ian Dubito says

        March 29, 2016 at 12:00 pm

        Thanks for the great news, Jeep!!!

        It couldn’t have happened to a nicer person (or nicer Beau)! Kick up your heels, mighty Jeep!

        • Jeep says

          March 29, 2016 at 12:42 pm

          πŸ˜€ BLESSINGS IAN!!!!

  257. Over and Out says

    March 28, 2016 at 7:57 pm

  258. Over and Out says

    March 28, 2016 at 8:01 pm

  259. Over and Out says

    March 28, 2016 at 8:06 pm

  260. Over and Out says

    March 28, 2016 at 9:23 pm

  261. Over and Out says

    March 29, 2016 at 12:20 am

  262. Over and Out says

    March 29, 2016 at 1:03 am

  263. Much Better Off Now says

    March 29, 2016 at 7:04 am

    “Beware your knight in shining armor may just be a turd wrapped in tinfoil.”

    • KeepAwayNarcs says

      March 30, 2016 at 1:59 am

      haha, LOVE this one!

  264. Much Better Off Now says

    March 29, 2016 at 7:06 am

    “Never underestimate my ability to win. Especially when we play “Lets pretend you don’t exist to me.”

  265. Pam says

    March 30, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    https://makeameme.org/meme/youre-irrational-i

  266. Caro says

    March 30, 2016 at 8:00 pm

  267. Tempest says

    April 3, 2016 at 11:18 pm

    View post on imgur.com

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