I hope you’re all wearing pipe-cleaner bracelets and paperclip necklaces with pride today as you eat undercooked pancakes with a smile.
And if you’re well past the cute stages of child-rearing, I hope your sullen teens looked up from their devices long enough to acknowledge you.
To anyone slogging through this day alone and unacknowledged, while other mothers post glowing MY FAMILY IS SO FABULOUSLY INTACT Facebook posts today, I’m sending you (((hugs))). Go do something nice for yourself. Like get off Facebook.
To all the single dads, I’ll give you a shout out in June. To anyone missing their mom today, ((hugs)) to you too.
Just wanted to wish you all a good holiday. Back to our regular scheduled bullshit translating tomorrow. I have to go call my mom now…