Here’s a good reason to leave a cheater and gain a life — if you don’t, you and the affair partner might be writing competing cheater obituaries.
Leroy Bill Black of Egg Harbor Township, NJ may have died of fiberglass exposure, but his pick-me-dance lives on.
Both obituaries ran in the Press of Atlantic City. His “loving wife” Bearetta got top billing. However, girlfriend “Princess” listed more grieving family members than the wife.
There’s no report how the viewings at the funeral home went last Saturday. If the wife stood in one reception line, and the girlfriend in the other. Or if they passed soggy tissues back and forth, swapping vital fluids between each other, as they had done when Leroy was alive.
In other Infidelity in the News — you’ll all be relieved to know that Ozzie Osbourne has recommitted to his marriage to Sharon. He has a sex addiction. Or that’s what they’re calling his four-year affair with his hair colorist. Why any woman would want such a wandering dick? Consider the man’s mouth — he bites the heads off bats.
The pick me dance is a powerful force. Careful what you win out there, folks.