Today’s Fun Friday challenge is “How’d that therapy thing work out” with your cheater? Did they do the homework? Book any of the their own appointments? Act invested in the process, only to still secretly cheat on you?
Did they learn a new vocabulary with which to mindfuck you? Well, I’d like to answer your questions Janice, but you know that just triggers my toxic shame and we wouldn’t want a relapse.
Did they share any interesting nuggets of narcissism? (Mine famously compared cheating to forgetting to buy milk and added buoyantly, “I like being a narcissist!” Yes, I was an epic chump… thus this blog.)
I left off the possibility that they were improved by the experience and never behaved like an entitled, oversexed fuckwit again. Unicorns, you weigh in too, okay?