Tired of me prattling on, column after column? Do you look forward to Fridays where you get to take part in the Great Conversation at Chump Nation? Well, starting Monday it will be a week of Fridays, featuring our greatest participatory hits like “Freak of the Week,” “You Might Be a Chump If…”, and “Problem, Adult Solution, Cheater Solution.” Every day you guys can tell your stories and out freak each other (aka: compare chump notes).
New chumps join our ranks every day, so perhaps they’re unaware of the Epic Tales of Chumpdom here — the gifted boxes of half-eaten Wheatena, the cheater who made a dramatic escape bouncing in a sleeping bag, or the parrot who answers to the SpongeBob Squarepants theme song? A week of freaky sharing, and CN, I promise you won’t feel so alone in all this. You might even break a gut laughing. (It’s a laughing with you thing, not a laughing at you. Promise. We’re all chumps here.)
Why the slight change in programming? Well, I’m taking an actual weeklong vacation with Mr. CL to Paris. (Don’t hate me.) We’re on the Take Back Paris tour. (Last time I was there was 2006 on my honeymoon with the cheater. Last time Mr. CL was there was his 20th wedding anniversary with his cheater.) Oh hey, that’s a participation post too — you can tell me in the comments, what are you taking back? So tune in and play along, and I’ll see you all back here in a week! Talk amongst yourselves. 😉
P.S., “Leave a Cheater, Gain a Life,” is out on audiobook at last! Check it out! (That’s not me narrating. That’s a professional dropping those F bombs.)