Apparently, a bunch of you aren’t doing divorce right, and some well-meaning onlookers (cough…) have seen fit to point out your shortcomings.
In yesterday’s comments, “Fern” imagined a rebuttal for busy bodies:
“When you find out your spouse has been fucking strangers up the ass while you are home taking care of all the adulting, then you and I can exchange ideas about how best to spend the holidays. Have a nice day.”
Then Tempest chimed in with her own slogans.
“Have your life blow up in a nanosecond, THEN you can give me advice.”
“Gee, I don’t remember hiring you as my life coach.”
“I don’t listen to sanctimonious jackasses.”
“Bitter is better.”
Of course, I immediately thought “FRIDAY CHALLENGE.” So your job today is to tell me what real or imagined snarky thing you would say to a sanctimonious rubbernecker. You know, those people who stand at the sidelines of your crisis gawping and Monday morning quarterbacking.
Got any choice words? Or My Meh Is Stronger Than Your Idiocy pointers?