Every fuckwit deserves a prize — a bitch cookie! For those of you new to CN, part of the lexicon here (introduced by member emeritus Rumblekitty) is “bitch cookie.” A bitch cookie is that reward that jerks demand for doing something they should be doing anyway as a matter of decency.
Would your co-parenting fuckwit like extra credit for taking the kids on his scheduled weekend? Bitch cookie!
Hey, it’s not like I spent the entire 401K on sex workers…. Bitch cookie!
I was faithful for entire months. Double chocolate chunk bitch cookie!
See how that works?
So what great feats of underachievement would you like to reward with a bitch cookie? Weigh in — and TGIF!