Well, he may look like Nosferatu, but his dick still wanders. Yes, ladies, former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani is back on the market (if he was ever off it). Wifetress #3 is divorcing his ass for cheating on her.
Now some of you may say, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.” But that would be to deny the special, everlasting love shared between cousins. Or that marrying your affair partners isn’t a solid relationship move. Enough with your Twu Wuv skepticism!
Much like his defense of Trump, Rudy says he wasn’t there. And if he was, you can’t prove it.
Rudy Giuliani cheated on his wife with a married New Hampshire hospital administrator, multiple sources told The Post.
The mayor-turned-presidential lawyer, 74, and Maria Rosa Ryan, 53, began their affair before he and wife Judith Nathan separated last month — and Nathan filed for divorce five days after the pair was spotted getting cozy at a resort hotel in the Granite State.
Sorry Judith, karma’s a bitch.
Giuliani acknowledged to The Post, “I do know Dr. Ryan. She is a friend of mine, so is her husband, Bob. She’s a Ph.D. and a very, very fine woman.”
But when pressed about whether he had ever a sexual relationship with Ryan, he said, “I never spent the night with her. There’s no proof. There can’t be because we never did anything.”
I wonder what “Bob” the former Marine thinks? Will he beat Rudy with a shovel? Will he indict? I’m also curious about Dr. Ryan’s husband.
But the important thing to remember, chumps, is that tripping into extracurricular pussy is never the cheater’s fault. You’ve drifted apart, driven them to it, pulled up to the window and ordered fries with that bullshit.
When Giuliani confirmed his split from Nathan to The Post last month, he said, “In these divorce situations you cannot place blame, it is 50/50. There are problems on both sides.”
Which side would that be, Rudy? What side does Dr. Ryan wake up on?
Judging by his incisors, Rudy wakes up in a coffin. He’s back on the prowl! Who’ll be the next lucky Mrs. Giuliani?
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