At Chump Nation, we’ve spent years lovingly curating “Stupid Shit Cheaters Say.” Classics like, “I wasn’t buying strippers, I was buying self-esteem…. You spend money on stuff you don’t need!”
or “I wasn’t betraying you. I was betraying the thought that I might betray you.”
So today’s (fun?) Friday Challenge is to share the stuff their co-conspirator in Stupid says — the affair partner.
Some chumps have had the misfortune of having direct communication with the Schmoopies. Even more had the nauseating experience of reading the soul mate texts and emails. And some of us have even walked in on the bozos.
So, now’s your chance — lay it on me. What’s the dumbest thing they said?