One of my favorite Stupid Shit Cheaters Say submissions ever was:
“I didn’t cheat on you, I cheated on your belief that I would not cheat on you.”
It’s like META bullshit. You’re just not deep enough to understand it, chump.
Today’s Fun Friday Challenge is to take a popular New Age-y aphorism like “Live, Love, Laugh” and rewrite it for cheater sensibilities –“Lie, Luv, Litigate.”
Cheaters seem well-versed in philosophy — the kind of Pinterest-board deep thoughts that can only be expressed by a sunset meme or a basket of kittens.
So what’s your cheater goop speak of the week?
If you see some judgement, set it free?
Keep Calm and Hide Your Phone?
You Light Up My… Polygraph?
Please share yours!