Did they send you a hateful email and end it with Scripture?
Claim their clandestine hook-ups were just Bible study?
Look very, very sad at D-Day, and sniff that they’ll pray God can forgive you for violating their privacy?
Wait, Tracy, my cheater was an agnostic. I can’t play!
Maybe you can! Were there New Age aphorisms posted on their Instagram? Crystals? Jade eggs ala Gwyneth? Can any sin be slathered over with Namaste? Are you a bummer and need a cleanse? (I feel the bitterness lifting out of my pores!)
Yes, there’s no mindfuckery like God-ordained mindfuckery. If you’re going to DARVO someone (deny, attack, reverse victim offender) you need a wingman like Jesus or Mohammed to make it stick. Hey, can’t argue with GOD! Impression management win!
Don’t let these freaks take your faith, or your God-given commonsense from you.
But we can snark about hypocrisy today. And maybe inspire a few fractured Valentines! Don’t forget to submit yours to the contest!