Cheaters aren’t original. Need proof? Read a few bazillion comments here and you’ll see the same tired playbook time after time. Sure, there’s the Stupid Shit they say. But there’s also the recycled date nights, tastes and habits.
You’re all just interchangeable bit players in their great narcissist drama.
Did he take Schmoopie to the same “special” Ethiopian restaurant he took you? Worse, did you discover it for him?
Did she appropriate your favorite singer/songwriters for her dating profile? Worse, did she always mock you for liking that music?
Did he sent the same Valentine to you as he did his other assorted fuckbuddies? Worse, was it signed the same goopy way?
Do you read here and think you’re Freak of the Week and no one could possibly understand the depths of fuckupedness you’ve endured, only to read of some cheater in Muskegon doing and saying the exact. same. things?
They aren’t original.
When your attachments are shallow and you’re kind of lazy, why work hard? Why expend new kibbles (kibbles are precious!) when you can polish up some old ones? Schmoopies are used to leftovers. No one will ever notice…
Your Friday Challenge is to tell CN all the UN-original moves your cheater made. Regifted engagement rings? (raising my hand…) Repurposed vacations? Recycled love letters?