I often advise chumps to never, ever stick their head in the mindfuck blender after discovery. Don’t ask your cheater why they did this. Their motivations. Their astrological sign. Their FOO issues. Their pollen allergy.
Whatever the explanation given, it will be pure nonsense.
Nonsense that will PAIN you.
And I realize typing this that I’m way too late. You probably already asked.
So, today as our Friday Challenge, we can make fun of their answers. I got, “It didn’t take that much time.” As if cheating was a scheduling issue. Why, if only he’d had the perfect data management system, we could overlook this pesky trifle.
It. Didn’t. Take. That. Much. Time.
A comment on his lovemaking, perhaps? I don’t know. I left that skein a long time ago.
Point. Laugh. TGIF!