If you’re responsible for their cheating, (thanks RIC!) then it stands to reason you’re responsible for all the other slings and arrows of their outrageous annoyance too.
In Tuesday’s column, The Mindfuckery of Reverse Victim Offender, “Xmaschump” shared a gem.
“I got chased down in the shower with xh holding a pickle that he needed me to see how badly I fucked up buying the brand I bought. I had no idea what was happening.”
Let me explain it — You. Bought. The. Wrong. Pickle. Xmaschump.
I know you were in the bathroom attending to your basic bodily care, but that was time you could’ve spent reviewing his briny brand preferences. Priorities, woman! Clearly, the proper course of action would’ve been to leap sopping wet from the shower and correct your mistake at once. Speed to the nearest convenience store…
“I NEED VLASSIC HALF-SOURS, STAT!”
How ever can you make it up to him? He’s fucking strange and you failed pickle clairvoyance. Someone deserves an apology here.
The Friday Challenge, CN, is to share the most absurd ways you Failed to Meet Their Needs. (Thanks RIC!)