You might recall a UBT from last May, when the OW sent our chump a Mother’s Day card, admonishing her to be best. Civility is for the children!
That was a chuckle. Well, the other day on Facebook, our intrepid chump, Debbie, posted an update to her story, and tagged me. With Debbie’s permission, I’m sharing her kickass gain-a-life mightiness…. plus a smattering of comeuppance for the Schmoopies.
Without further ado….
Here’s a little story for the new chumps, and an update for the old ones who know my story.
So chumps… it happened. The Karma bus came. I found out last week that fuckwit and the Ho bag broke up. I heard it from my 10-year-old daughter who was told the very sad news on her court ordered biweekly phone call. This is the pair that fucked in my kitchen when my new baby was 10 weeks old… while I was home. The little neighbor slut who harassed me with emails telling me what a terrible mother I was and that I’d better get used to her being around as she wasn’t going anywhere.
I have been grey rock with him (2 minor children) and NC’d the shit out of her. For nearly 4 years.
Now he spends his court-ordered phone calls telling my 10-year-old how sad and lonely he is in the empty house. He is seriously expecting sympathy from the little girl who’s life he turned upside down with his neighbor fucking. He’s complaining about being lonely in a house that she had to leave only to watch slutface and her little girl move in. He texted my daughter pictures of them doing fun things “as a family.” He told her to call them stepmom and step sister… my daughter was disgusted with the whole thing. The court ordered phone calls happened because she would never answer the phone when he called.
Fast forward to last week. She came into my room with her hand covering her mouth after her phone call. I asked her what was up and she blurted out “they’re breaking up and she’s moving out!” Then we both burst out laughing.
Funny thing is… I don’t even care really. Sure, I feel mildly vindicated. But other than that, it makes less than zero difference in my life. Meh.
I on the other hand, have gained a life. I have been blessed with a beautiful man who loves me and loves my children. And he proves that with his actions every single day. He came with 3 of his own children for me to love and in 4 weeks, we will all have one more person to love as I am expecting a Christmas baby.
Life sucks shit chumps. And then it’s blindingly beautiful… once you ditch the losers.
I love a good happy ever after story. Thanks Debbie, for sharing the glad tidings of schadenfreude with us this holiday season. And congrats on your new life! Please send me some baby pix for Christmas. 🙂
In the comments, I welcome all shit-to-beautiful life stories and inspiration you have for the newbies.
Or greeting cards Debbie could send to the OW. (But WON’T, because we practice MEH here. Fantasizing, however, is allowed.)