In the earlier years of this blog, around the holidays, we’d play a game I called Freakmas, where we share our weirdest chump stories and I would draw the “winners” in cartoon form.
Thus we had dancing yetis, gifted boxes of Wheatena cereal, pagan scythes, psycho pillow munchers, and the unforgettable cheating husband hopping away in a sleeping bag.
The bar is HIGH for freaky stories here, CN!
While I’m afraid I have zero bandwidth to draw 12 cartoons, (sorry! Did you know WordPress is rolling out a new version in March and this site will break if I don’t hire a Genesis coder stat? Such is the behind-the-scenes fun of running a blog…) I thought we could still have some fun playing a round of On The First Day of Freakmas.
What is the WEIRDEST detail of your story? Did you get a list of your faults on an Excel spreadsheet? Does the OW make art from fingernail clippings? Did anyone shoot a squirrel?
I know it’s hard to believe that insanity was once your life. So, let’s all wrap up the crazy with a bow and laugh at it. TGIF!