Hey, are you the one they really love? Is the cheating okay because they’ll always come back to you? Your Friday Challenge is to talk cake to me. Big, fluffy, moist cake.
“After we divorce, we could always date, you know.”
“He’s like my best-friend, but you’re my husband!”
So tell me, chumps — what is the cake-iest thing a cheater ever said to you?
At the risk of having many predictable cheaters (“We can still be friends, right?”), I’m guessing some of you guys can out-freak the rest of us.
So lay it on me — Stupidest Cake Speak ever.