Bill Gates is a cheater. And his wife left him. Those simple facts make Bill Gates incredibly ordinary, despite his vast wealth and world-changing charitable giving.
Which just goes to show, that all the riches in the world can’t save you from your own stupid.
Before I snark about Microsoft founder Bill Gates and salute Melinda Gates for her classy exit from this shit show, let’s get a couple things out of the way.
1.) No whackadoodle conspiracy theories please. I don’t want to hear about microchips planted in babies or anti-vax lunacy.
2.) The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation does amazing work around the globe to eradicate HIV, malaria, COVID-19. They spend more on world health than the World Health Organization does. Heck, they contributed nearly 10 percent of the WHO’s budget.
Not every gazillionaire gives this kind of money away or has saved millions of lives through disease prevention and access to health care. So, drag Bill Gates for his wandering dick, but please leave the Gates Foundation out of it.
Thank you, now let’s get right into Melinda Gates being called “bitter” and frigid. Because, of course.
The ex-employee said Bill and Melinda appeared to be distant and leading separate lives even more than a decade ago. “This has been going on a long time,” the source said, adding that Melinda was “bitter” and “wasn’t that into him.”
Gee. I wonder why. COULD IT BE BECAUSE BILL’S BEEN FUCKING AROUND FOR YEARS?
Oh! Or was it that he kept hanging around child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein after Melinda told him not to? A hint she wasn’t cool with it — after this was publicly reported by the Wall St. Journal and the New York Times, in Oct. 2019, she drew up divorce papers.
No, no, no. It must be that chump Melinda, who endured her husband’s creeping on other women, vacationing with an ex-girlfriend, and having an affair with an employee is haughty and cold.
Hey, he was hanging out with Epstein for the stimulating dinner conversation, says a friend! Because Melinda wouldn’t allow things. Controlling Chump Narrative 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
The friend said the couple’s strictly regimented existence as billionaire philanthropists supplanted the more normal life and levity they enjoyed in younger years. “Bill is far less comfortable being out in the world,” the person said. “For Bill, it was just so rare he was allowed to do normal things, which I think he really craved.”
To Bill, such “normal” things included meeting new people over dinner at Epstein’s home—a break from the tech mogul’s tightly choreographed schedule of events where he’d be seated at the head table with the most prominent guests.
“Bill was embarrassed by the attention an entourage would have brought,” the person said. “His entourage was security, and he never looked comfortable with it. With Melinda, it was very imperious, ‘The Queen has arrived’ kind of thing.”
Yes, who among us hasn’t wanted to let our hair down with a convicted sex offender? Or turned to them for marital advice?
Bachelor sex-offender Jeffrey Epstein gave Bill Gates advice on ending his marriage with Melinda after the Microsoft co-founder complained about her during a series of meetings at the money manager’s mansion, according to two people familiar with the situation.
Gates used the gatherings at Epstein’s $77 million New York townhouse as an escape from what he told Epstein was a “toxic” marriage, a topic both men found humorous, a person who attended the meetings told The Daily Beast.
When you have to go to Jeffrey Epstein for relationship advice, maybe the toxic marriage is you, Bill.
Melinda, meanwhile, is negotiating her bazillion dollar buyout. Her wife appliance days are over. Chump Nation wishes her all the best in her new and improved Bill Gates-free life. The Queen HAS arrived.