Today’s Friday Challenge is a riff on yesterday’s UBT topic, the sad sausage lament, “I needed you.”
“I need you” line I couldn’t help but flash on The Honeybees from that episode of Gilligan’s Island:
I need you, I need you
Like a camel needs a hump
Like a city needs a dump
Like a fuckwit needs a chump
I need you
Imagine our fuckwits all in a line doing this . . .
And so a Friday Challenge was born — tell CN in lyric form, how you need them.
Like a Labrador needs mange, like a groupie needs strange…
… Like a genus needs a species, like a Houston beach needs feces… you need them.
Your turn. Everyone sing along!