Okay, not the cheeriest of subjects, but consider the deep vein of mordant humor. “Who you gonna believe? Me, or your lying eyes?” Richard Pryor mined it and you can too.
Tell CN the most outlandish mindfuckery dumped on you. We recently did an entire discourse on hickeys. But I’m talking about the mind blender stuff, not the physical evidence. The faux concern that you may have a mental illness. The insistence that Viagra are vitamins, and you KNOW he has a mineral deficiency! (And a moral one, but they don’t make supplements for that.) Her nebulous unhappiness that can only be expressed through solo yoga retreats and your continual self improvement.
Any bullshitty bullshit they DARVOed in your direction.
TGIF. You’re NOT crazy.