In egomaniacal pop star news, Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine allegedly told his mistress Sumner Stroh he wanted to name his child after her.
His third child. The one he’s having with his wife of eight years, Behati Prinsloo.
Well, there’s an honor not often bestowed. I guess “Sumner” was a better choice than Fuckpuppet, Side-ho, Schmoopie…
“Ok serious question. I’m having another baby and if it’s [a] boy I really wanna name it Sumner. You ok with that? DEAD serious.”
Stroh, who’s some kind of “Instagram model” in “the scene” (of what? lip injection influencers? is this a career?) titled her video “embarrassed I was involved w a man with this utter lack of remorse and respect.”
Okay, but you knew he was married, right? So, this lack of remorse and respect applies to you as well, Sumner? And you bravely came forward to do the right thing?
Oh, a friend was going to sell your sexts to a tabloid, and you wanted to cash in on that shit first?
Yeah, that is embarrassing.
Enjoy the sad sausage channel, CN.
@sumnerstroh embarrassed I was involved w a man with this utter lack of remorse and respect. #greenscreen ♬ original sound – Sumner Stroh
“A lot is being said about me right now and I want to clear the air. I used poor judgment in speaking with anyone other than my wife in ANY kind of flirtatious manner. I did not have an affair; nevertheless, I crossed the line during a regrettable period in my life.”
Funny enough, a bunch of other women have come forward to say Adam used poor judgement with them too.
Behati, we’re here for you.