I thought you might enjoy some chump mightiness that’s been beamed into British homes this week on our celebrity dancing TV show, Strictly Come Dancing. One of the contestants, wildlife presenter Helen Skelton, was recently chumped after the birth of her third child — and on this week’s show, for her ‘couple’s choice’ dance, she really went for it in a routine that she said made her finally feel herself again.
The dance is being interpreted as a bit of a ‘f*** you’ to the ex-hubby and I think it’s totally fab, enjoy!
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A big CN salute to Helen Skelton. Her douche now-ex-husband, Richie Myler — shown here sporting 90s bad Dad denim shorts — left her for Stephanie Thirkill, his boss’s daughter. I’m sure the whole gazillionaire dad thing is just a coincidence. Only twu luv could inspire a FW to dump his wife and three kids. The
wallet heart wants what the heart wants.
Crazy how they just moved in together four months after Skelton’s childbirth. No one is coming out and saying Myler cheated on his wife when she was pregnant. While Skelton was balancing parenthood, a job, and leaky tits, Myler just happened to fall into the arms of a sympathetic trustafarian. Could happen to anyone.
With an empty elevator shaft for a soul.
But a devastated Skelton pulled it together and… auctioned off their wedding gifts. Kudos Helen!
And then she went on to give a spectacular performance on Strictly Come Dancing. Take a moment to play compare and contrast between Mr. Acid Wash Denim Shorts and Gorka Marquez’s chiseled pecs. Who would you rather have twirl you around the dance floor? Moreover, Marquez’s left tap shoe has more moral sense than Myler.
Here’s the final fuck-off number. Enjoy! Happy Tuesday, CN!