Unrepentant creepy predator Steve Lemke had an affair with a student from a college championship bowling team that his wife coached. He had this to say about his wandering dick:
I knew it was kind of a no-no, but there’s not a rule saying it can’t happen,” Lemke told the Sentinel. “There’s not a law saying I’m going to go to jail for doing something like this. There’s nothing in stone. I guess it’s just an ethics code, like we frown upon it, but there’s no rule, there’s no law broken.”
I’m glad you know where the line is, Steve. Yes, we haven’t codified douchebaggery yet. So much wiggle room… for your hungry trouser snake.
Amber Lemke filed for divorce. Meanwhile Steve quite literally fucked around and found out — he got shit-canned from his job as assistant coach.
Yes, this is the kind of quality individual Steve Lemke is — while his wife was leading the Stephen F. Austin State University women’s bowling team, as head coach, to win two NCAA Championships in 2016 and 2019 and a NCAA runner-up in 2022 — he was perving on her team.
got handsy with the talent volunteer coached until the university hired him as an assistant coach in 2019. Now he’s unemployed. Because coaches screwing students is frowned upon. #nono
But you’ll be relieved to know that Steve still thinks he’s splendid. People magazine reports:
Lemke said his wife found out about their relationship after seeing a text message from the student-athlete on his phone. “It didn’t have anything in detail,” Lemke said. “It was just about how amazing I am, basically, in general perspective. Amber saw that and questioned me and I got to the point where it just built up so much that I basically told her the truth after she dug through my phone.”
Steve: “Amber, this has been building up. I have to tell you the truth…. I’m amazing.”
(Amber googles “divorce lawyer.”)
Steve: “It’s just a general perspective that I’m awesome. I agree. The barely legal student I’m boffing agrees. I’ve been meaning to tell you for some time that I’m fabulous, and I know you have questions — How magnificent are you, Steve? Very magnificent, Amber. Like, unemployed assistant bowling coach magnificent.”
Amber, if you’re out there reading — Chump Nation salutes you. And Stephen F. Austin State University you rock for publicly for immediately firing Steve and supporting Amber.
Personally, I’d like to push Steve Lemke into a vat of rotting fish. There’s no law against it. Kind of a no-no… Who’s with me?