Happy New Year! Happy new beginnings!
The Universal Bullshit Translator is here sleeping off its Lebkuchen over indulgence. It’s making no promises to lay off the German cookies. The UBT accepts itself. The UBT is also a machine impervious to heart disease and weight gain.
I confess I’m not terribly good at New Years. We fall asleep here before 9 p.m. But I did commit recently to swimming three times a week. And so far so good. I’m a squidgy, middle-aged dork in a swim cap — but so is most of the clientele. No judgement! And a lot of them are much older than me, so, that’s inspiring. I hope to live a long time. Someone has to keep the UBT in cookies.
So, CN — Any resolutions? And if you’re new here — congrats on surviving the holidays. It gets easier.