Leave a Cheater, Gain a Life

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Leave a Cheater, Gain a Life is for anyone who has ever been played for a fool, lied to, and left as carrion for the divorce lawyers. Here’s a book about infidelity that is not about saving your marriage single-handedly — it’s about saving your sanity. Tracy Schorn’s guide is the decoder ring you need to translate the manipulations of cheaters. Full of advice, gallows humor, and cartoons deflating the pomposity of cheaters, this is your step-by-step guide to navigate your way out of the infidelity nightmare.

What People Are Saying about Chump Lady

“Tracy Schorn is definitely no ‘chump.’ She has a knack for just the kind of no-nonsense straight talk the partners of entitled vow-trashers need to put their lives back together after being cheated on. More than a mere guidebook to picking up the pieces, this book is both a testament to the power of honest self-reckoning and an empowerment manifesto for those who refuse to be ‘chumped’ again.” – Dr. George Simon

“Yr. shout out for monogamy is funny, smart, brilliantly written.” – Dr. Harriet Lerner via Twitter 

“Thanks for your help. Sounds lame. But I’m still clutching my one way ticket far away from Chumpville & your words saved me. Thank you.” — Caroline


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