Category: Cake Eating
UBT: Our Relationship Is Over, I Suppose
Dear Chump Lady, Your blog helped me to cut through the nonsense about staying with a cheater and I can say that I am now …
Is He a Unicorn or a Narcissist?
He left her for the OW. Now he’s back on weekends. Planting a garden. Buying her gifts. Having sex. Is this… reconciliation? Chump Lady wields the clue bat.
He’s ‘Saving’ the Other Woman
Hi Chump Lady, I have been married to my possible soon-to-be-ex for 25 years (M 53). I should have left in 2007 when he had …
UBT: “Please Give Me Another Chance”
Dear Chump Lady, I found your blog through my aunt after discovering my husband was having an affair after 19 years of marriage. We married …
Help Her Be Friendly to Me
Dear Chump Lady, My ex-wife and I were married over twenty years and have been divorced over ten. I was a serial cheater throughout our …
He Walked Out for OW But Doesn’t Want a Divorce
Dear Chump Lady, My story begins four years ago. My narcissist had an emotional affair with a much younger (30 years..) girl at the local …
UBT: The Apology That Never Came
Hello Chump Lady! I’ve got a fine bit of BS here and I’d like to see what you think. Brief background: My ex-wife had an …
The Crown, The Cake
Is anyone watching The Crown, the series about the English royal family? The latest season 4 is about the all about the dissolution of Prince …
He Wants to ‘Explore His Feelings’ with Her Friend
Dear Chump Lady, My story as chump began last December when I received a letter from my husband informing me that he had developed feelings …
When They Won’t Leave
There is no hell like the hell of in-house separation. You’ve been a good spouse appliance. Why should those perks end? What’s for dinner? I …
STBX Wants to Come Over for the Holidays
Dear Chump Lady, I am seven months post d-day, which occurred about two days after my husband moved out to live with OW. For the …
Dead Bedroom? Cheater
Dear Chump Lady, I recently found out that my wife of 2 years has been in an sexual/emotional affair with a old college crush for …
“Our Marriage Was Already Over”
Here’s some one-size-fits-all cheater bullshit for you — “Our marriage was already over.” Cheaters say it to affair partners, “We’re all but divorced!” “We’re separated!” …
UBT: ‘Shortcut to Happiness’
Dear Chump Lady, I could really use the Universal Bullshit Translator to determine if this is a genuine apology. We have an 11 year relationship …
He’s Sad and I Feel Responsible
Hi Chump Lady, I left my house and asked my husband for divorce after 4 years of marriage. I found out through the OW’s ex-husband …
He Told Me He Loved Me
Dear Chump Lady, My boyfriend of 5 years has been cheating on me for 6 months with another “woman”. She claimed she didn’t know about …
He Left Me. Why Won’t He Agree to a Divorce?
Dear Chump Lady, How do you deal with a fuckwit who won’t do the things necessary to separate from you? On the very rare times …
UBT: “Will Our Affair Survive the Lockdown?”
A few bazillion of you sent the Universal Bullshit Translator the Guardian’s “I’m involved with a married man. Will our affair survive the lockdown?” Penned …
Can You Imagine Being Quarantined With Your Ex?
At Chump Nation we’re a wee tad sensitive about Conscious Uncoupling. You know, the divorce narrative where you remain best friends forever (For The Children!) …
Cake Speak?
Whenever I’m trying to categorize posts, invariably I file most under “cake eating” — the act of having both a chump and an affair partner …
