Category: Cake Eating
‘My Husband Got Engaged’
Dear Chump Lady, My husband got engaged. (This statement does not contain a typo, although even a search engine tried to get me to add …
Why Does He Keep Changing His Mind About Reconciliation?
Dear Chump Lady, Why did it take two months after D-Day for my husband of 19 years to come to me crying, apologizing and saying …
Stupid Stuff Cake Eaters Say
Hey, are you the one they really love? Is the cheating okay because they’ll always come back to you? Your Friday Challenge is to talk cake …
UBT: I Will Return With a Fuller Love
There’s nothing like a good serving of cake to make cheaters really appreciate their chumps. Shana submitted this gem to the Universal Bullshit Translator and says …
UBT: Our Relationship Is Over, I Suppose
Dear Chump Lady, Your blog helped me to cut through the nonsense about staying with a cheater and I can say that I am now …
Is He a Unicorn or a Narcissist?
He left her for the OW. Now he’s back on weekends. Planting a garden. Buying her gifts. Having sex. Is this… reconciliation? Chump Lady wields the clue bat.
He’s ‘Saving’ the Other Woman
Hi Chump Lady, I have been married to my possible soon-to-be-ex for 25 years (M 53). I should have left in 2007 when he had …
UBT: “Please Give Me Another Chance”
Dear Chump Lady, I found your blog through my aunt after discovering my husband was having an affair after 19 years of marriage. We married …
Help Her Be Friendly to Me
Dear Chump Lady, My ex-wife and I were married over twenty years and have been divorced over ten. I was a serial cheater throughout our …
He Walked Out for OW But Doesn’t Want a Divorce
Dear Chump Lady, My story begins four years ago. My narcissist had an emotional affair with a much younger (30 years..) girl at the local …
UBT: The Apology That Never Came
Hello Chump Lady! I’ve got a fine bit of BS here and I’d like to see what you think. Brief background: My ex-wife had an …
The Crown, The Cake
Is anyone watching The Crown, the series about the English royal family? The latest season 4 is about the all about the dissolution of Prince …
He Wants to ‘Explore His Feelings’ with Her Friend
Dear Chump Lady, My story as chump began last December when I received a letter from my husband informing me that he had developed feelings …
When They Won’t Leave
There is no hell like the hell of in-house separation. You’ve been a good spouse appliance. Why should those perks end? What’s for dinner? I …
STBX Wants to Come Over for the Holidays
Dear Chump Lady, I am seven months post d-day, which occurred about two days after my husband moved out to live with OW. For the …
Dead Bedroom? Cheater
Dear Chump Lady, I recently found out that my wife of 2 years has been in an sexual/emotional affair with a old college crush for …
“Our Marriage Was Already Over”
Here’s some one-size-fits-all cheater bullshit for you — “Our marriage was already over.” Cheaters say it to affair partners, “We’re all but divorced!” “We’re separated!” …
UBT: ‘Shortcut to Happiness’
Dear Chump Lady, I could really use the Universal Bullshit Translator to determine if this is a genuine apology. We have an 11 year relationship …
He’s Sad and I Feel Responsible
Hi Chump Lady, I left my house and asked my husband for divorce after 4 years of marriage. I found out through the OW’s ex-husband …
He Told Me He Loved Me
Dear Chump Lady, My boyfriend of 5 years has been cheating on me for 6 months with another “woman”. She claimed she didn’t know about …
