Category: Cake Eating
Dear Chump Lady, I feel like I betrayed the OW
Dear Chump Lady, I need some validation that I’m not a terrible person who deserved to be cheated on. We were together 2 years, first …
Dear Chump Lady, He “can’t remember”
Dear Chump Lady, I’ve been reading your site for some time and have found it extremely helpful. I love how you don’t “beat around the …
UBT: “I was just experimenting”
“Brad” recently submitted this bit of mindfuckery to the Universal Bullshit Translator: “I had to sleep with him to figure out if I wanted to …
Dear Chump Lady, My wife is near perfect, but I see prostitutes
Hi Chump Lady, I happened upon your website and it seems to contain a lot of good advice for certain circumstances. But there are others, …
UBT: It Has Nothing To Do With You
“It has nothing to do with you.” That single sentence was sent to the Universal Bullshit Translator. One Stupid Shit Cheaters Say cliche, so much to …
Dear Chump Lady, My cheating wife wants to come back
Dear Chump Lady, You had tried reconciliation with your ex, and up until recently I too had hoped for that. In fact, three or so …
Dear Chump Lady, How do you ask for a divorce?
Dear Chump Lady, What you think is the right way to ask for a divorce? Does there have to be a justifiable reason beyond just …
Dear Chump Lady, My ex sent me a goodbye letter
Dear Chump Lady, What do I make of this goodbye letter from my cheater ex? It has been 7 months since since we said our goodbyes …
Dear Chump Lady, I neglected him and this is all my fault
Dear Chump Lady, Some background: Married 12 1/2 years, 2 kids in elementary school. I have been a stay-at-home-mom for 10 years. My husband travels …
Living with Your Ex… For The Children?
The most amazing case of cake-eating appeared in the Washington Post last week, “Daddy’s home — Why I let my ex live with us on the …
Dear Chump Lady, My ex wants to live in my basement
Dear Chump Lady, My husband of 28 years gave me the speech 5 years ago. He loved me, but was not in love with me, …
But I Always Come Back to You
If you ever had any doubts that cheating was about unbridled narcissism, look to the Boomerang Cheaters. They screw around but then assure you, hey, it’s okay — …
UBT: “I will return with a fuller love for you”
There’s nothing like a good serving of cake to make cheaters really appreciate their chumps. Shana submitted this gem to the Universal Bullshit Translator and says …
Dear Chump Lady, When I threaten to leave, he says he’ll change
Dear Chump Lady My husband of 11 years is having a six-year affair, which he told me about two years ago. After he told me, he …
UBT: “You have to set me free within the marriage.”
Boy, the Universal Bullshit Translator is getting a lot of bullshit submitted this week. This one from “deepn” whose wife just wants him to understand that, …
Let Me Tell You All About Them!
One of the classic “Stupid Shit Cheaters Say” utterances is, “You know, if you met (the affair partner), you’d really like (him/her)! They’re a lot …
Dear Chump Lady, Is he just your average narcissist?
Dear Chump Lady, I’ve been reading your blog for quite some time now and am learning tons about all the different kinds of fuckwits out …
Dear Chump Lady, My friend doesn’t listen to your advice
Dear Chump Lady, My friend reads your blog, but doesn’t take your advice. I (and several other friends) have coached her through the hurts and …
Dear Chump Lady, He wants the OW so he can “live a little”
Dear Chump Lady I’m going to admit to you something that I can barely admit to myself: I thought I had a unicorn but I …
Dear Chump Lady, Do we have to do things “as a family”?
Dear Chump Lady, My (now ex) had affairs with skanks off Craigslist while he traveled for work. I busted him, threw his ass out that …
