Category: Fun and games
‘The Ballad of Chump Nation’
Dear Chump Lady, Happy New Year from UXWorld. I was working on the item below for the better part of 2022 and am just now …
You Might Be a Cheater If…
Time again for the Friday Challenge based on Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck if…” CN member JenPen suggests replacing this instead with: “You might …
Bitch Boots and Other Talismans
Wonder Woman has her bulletproof bracelets and Samson has his hair — what’s your totem of strength? We often say around here “Put your bitch …
Most Creative Concealment Excuses
When I was working through the Cheater Freak Xmas submissions (winner: a literal bag of dicks), there was a whole subthread of outlandish explanations given …
And the Winner of the Xmas Cheater Freak Contest Is…
Thanks for your patience as I’ve waded through the tragic-hilarious submissions to Cheater Freak X-mas. The winner is: “Bag O’ Dicks.” There was some stiff …
Your Friday Challenge Is…
Today’s post is gonna be meta. Your Friday Challenge is… Friday Challenges. What would you love to see Chump Nation weigh in on? Worst RIC …
Leave a Cheater, Adopt a Dog
Best Public Service Announcement EVER goes to Rescue Dogs Rock NYC for “Dogs don’t cheat. Adopt a Life Partner.” Spoofing the Ashley Madison hack, the …
I Need You Like A….?
Today’s Friday Challenge is a riff on yesterday’s UBT topic, the sad sausage lament, “I needed you.” UXworld commented: “I need you” line I couldn’t …
Most Psycho Reaction to Being Busted?
In the early days of the blog and holiday Freak of the Week contests, we had a winner with BarristerBelle who described her then-husband’s reaction …
Have a Bitch Cookie
It’s time for another round of Bitch Cookie! For those of you new to CN, part of the lexicon here (introduced by member emeritus Rumblekitty) …
What Are You Throwing on the Virtual Bonfire?
Today’s Friday post idea comes from Mr. CL, a Texan. As everyone is suffering in Texas (and across large swathes of the US) now from …
And the Infidelity Valentine Poetry Contest Winners Are….
Happy Valentine’s Day! Boy, it was hard to choose the winners this year. You guys have some deep reserves of snark and mordant humor. Helping …
It’s Time Again for Infidelity Valentines!
Happy February, chumps! It’s nearly Valentine’s Day, or as people have been known to call it “Single Awareness Day.” If you’re feeling a bit adrift …
Gain a Life, Gain Better Health?
Yesterday was CN member SuperDuperChump’s birthday and he made this Friday Challenge request: How has your health improved since gaining a life? I used to …
Fractured Hallmark Holiday Specials
We’re expecting a snow storm here today (WHOOPEE!!!! YEAAAA!!!!), and I’m taking the occasion (JOY!) to snark about the Hallmark Christmas Channel. What does this …
I’ll Be Seeing You In All the Old Familiar Places
Cheaters aren’t original. Need proof? Read a few bazillion comments here and you’ll see the same tired playbook time after time. Sure, there’s the Stupid …
New Age Cheaterisms
Cheaters seem well-versed in philosophy — the kind of Pinterest-board deep thoughts that can only be expressed by a sunset meme or a basket of kittens. So your Fun Friday Challenge …
The Infidelity Valentine’s Day Poetry Contest
Happy February, CN! It’s nearly Valentine’s Day, or as some have been known to call it “Single Awareness Day.” If you’re feeling a bit adrift …
Chump and Cheater Torch Songs
Dear Chump Lady, What about a Friday Challenge where you give a couple examples of songs in which the lyrics are perfect summations of either …
How Cheap Is Your Cheater?
Once upon a time, GladIt’sOver’s ex presented her, apropos of nothing, with a half-eaten box of Wheatena cereal. As a “gift.” She told the story …
