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When Closure Is Eaten by Bears

August 30, 2019 by Chump Lady

Need a present for that hard-to-buy for chump in your life? Consider doomed salmon. Oregon-based Wildlife Images Rehabilitation & Education Center had a campaign to name a salmon after your ex and feed it to a bear. Sorry, due to immense popularity the campaign sold out. (Which must come as some relief to the salmon. Death […]

Filed Under: Fun and games Tagged With: Closure

New Age Cheater Goop Speak

July 19, 2019 by Chump Lady

Bullshit artists have a real way with words. One of my favorite Stupid Shit Cheaters Say submissions ever was: “I didn’t cheat on you, I cheated on your belief that I would not cheat on you.” It’s like META bullshit. You’re just not deep enough to understand it, chump. Today’s Fun Friday Challenge is to […]

Filed Under: Fun and games Tagged With: Bullshit

Word Salad or Word Wisdom?

July 12, 2019 by Chump Lady

After parsing a lot of word salad through the Universal Bullshit Translator yesterday, I thought today’s Fun Friday challenge would be to share the succinct, commonsense advice someone gave you. Maybe it was encouragement (“You’re mighty!”), or an observation (“What an asshole.”), or a new way of looking at things (“Some money is too expensive.”) […]

Filed Under: Fun and games Tagged With: Good advice, Word Salad

The Weirdest Things They Took or Left Behind

June 28, 2019 by Chump Lady

The other day we marveled at the cheater who walked out on his chump, but not before helping himself to all of her homemade soup. BowTie immediately recognized this situation for its Friday Challenge potential — to list the weirdest things that they took or left behind. I have a friend who’s freaky ex kept insisting […]

Filed Under: Fun and games

Write Your Own Clickbait

June 7, 2019 by Chump Lady

You know what stands between you and a Cinematic Love Story For The Ages? A boyfriend, Tracy? A bad profile? Good sense? No. Schlock. The ability to describe your Schmoopie Love in florid cliches. Your chump reserve stands in the way of greatness. But I have an abhorrence to mawkishness, Tracy. I’m sorry. Then you’ll […]

Filed Under: Fun and games Tagged With: Clickbait, Schmoopie Love

Snark and Dance Tunes

April 19, 2019 by Chump Lady

Lately, the very clever UXWorld has been breaking into show tunes with every posting. Taking whatever the talking point of the day is and composing a cheater ballad to go along with it. A Friday Challenge was born. Have you ever wanted to put “I Love You But I’m Not In Love With You” to […]

Filed Under: Fun and games Tagged With: Cheater Songs

Imagine Justice

March 8, 2019 by Chump Lady

Chump Lady is feeling a little stabby lately. This is what comes from following the news cycle. I won’t get into it. I try to keep things nonpartisan here, which when you’re a stabby person, isn’t the easiest thing. Trust me, there’s a lot of imagined lapel-grabbing and shrieking. And then a beta blocker and […]

Filed Under: Anger, Fun and games, Revenge Tagged With: Justice, Revenge

What’s Your Patronus?

February 8, 2019 by Chump Lady

If you could summon all your guts and courage into one being, what form would it take? Today’s Friday Challenge is to tell CN who your Patronus is. For those of you non-Harry Potter geeks, a patronus is this sort of guardian animal that appears when you’re in danger. You have to think hard of […]

Filed Under: Fun and games Tagged With: Mighty

Infidelity Valentines

February 1, 2019 by Chump Lady

It’s February 1 and you know what that means? Insipid displays of cut-rate chocolate and polyester teddy bears? No! It’s time for the Infidelity Valentine’s Day contest! Send me a haiku or a limerick that encapsulates your cheater experience. The winners get inscribed copies of my book (I’ll ship anywhere). I will announce the winner on Valentine’s Day. To recap from 8th […]

Filed Under: Fun and games, Valentine's Day Tagged With: Valentine's Day

Jingle Meh?

December 21, 2018 by Chump Lady

Dear Chump Lady, While I’m working on getting out of my situation, I sometimes distract myself with a little mental daydreaming and write new lyrics to classic songs. They’re not always great works, but it’s a method of stress relief that’s kind fun. Because it’s Christmas, here’s a festive little diddy for your mild amusement. […]

Filed Under: Fun and games, Holidays Tagged With: Christmas, Friday Challenge

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