Category: Fun and games
Tell Me How You Suck
I have a confession. I make pasta wrong. Also coffee. Also stewed tomatoes. Moreover, I cannot properly close a drawer and because of this I …
So what else didn’t you know about?
When the Reconciliation Industrial Complex describes infidelity, it invariably minimizes the experience as a “mistake” or worse — a magical path of cheater self-discovery (a …
Where Is Their SHAME?
Stabby asked a good rhetorical question this week about her cheating ex who was blatantly appropriating her work — WHERE IS THE SHAME?! Really, we …
Time for Another Round of Bitch Cookie!
Every fuckwit deserves a prize — a bitch cookie! For those of you new to CN, part of the lexicon here (introduced by member emeritus …
Stupid Cheater Life Plans
A discussion broke out Wednesday about Stupid Cheater Life Plans. You know, that ever swirling kaleidoscope of Potential and Opportunity that is a career in soap …
And the Infidelity Valentine’s Day Winners Are…
Happy Valentine’s Day, CN! You all made choosing a winner VERY difficult. Hundreds of Infidelity Valentine’s Day submissions! I need a literary editor… or a …
Time Again for Infidelity Valentines!
Happy February, chumps! It’s nearly Valentine’s Day, or as people have been known to call it “Single Awareness Day.” If you’re feeling a bit adrift …
If You Could Go Back in Time…
Today’s Friday challenge comes from Joe who asks if you got a chance to shake some sense into your younger self, what would you say? …
And The Cheater Freak Winner Is…
You guys made this really hard. I apologize for how long it took me to wade through 627 comments to find the Freakiest X-mas Cheater …
Narcissist Mixtapes?
I bet you think this song is about you… don’t you? Don’t you? Oh narc-y pathos. As you will recall on Tuesday, Dumped Chump sent …
Bitch Cookie, Anyone?
It’s time for another round of Bitch Cookie! For those of you new to CN, part of the lexicon here (introduced by member emeritus Rumblekitty) …
Mr./Ms. Sparkles Is Ready to Date You!
Today’s Fun Friday challenge is to write dating profiles for your exes. Heck, you might have a head start on this if you stumbled across …
A Week of Fridays!
Tired of me prattling on, column after column? Do you look forward to Fridays where you get to take part in the Great Conversation at …
New Life Tattoos Anyone?
New life, new ink? Tell me about your tattoos, real or imagined! Today’s Fun Friday challenge comes from my husband, pictured here in all his …
It’s Taking Up Another’s Place
So, there’s this terrific early Aretha Franklin song you should all listen to (yes, I’m that sort of pedantic person who wants you to listen …
Merit Badges for Cheaters
Cheaters make cheating seem so easy. It just happened! I don’t know whose underwear that is. It just appeared! But really, we know it takes mad skills …
The Sentence That Changed Your Life?
Chump Nation member “NewHere” had a suggestion for a Friday challenge. We here in CN have read hundreds or even thousands of blogs, comments and …
If Cheaters Wrote Children’s Book Titles…
In homage to Mistress/Vatican Ambassador Callista Gingrich, whose impression management resumé includes writing children’s books, today’s Fun Friday Challenge is to craft children’s book titles …
Gift Registries for Cheaters?
By popular demand, inspired by yesterday’s column, your fun Friday challenge is to create a wedding gift registry for your cheating ex and their Schmoopie …
Best Sassy Chump Retorts?
Well chumps, I’ve devoted lot of blog pages to Stupid Shit Cheaters Say. And as we all know, they say some really stupid shit. You …
