Category: Fun and games
Best Sassy Chump Retorts?
Well chumps, I’ve devoted lot of blog pages to Stupid Shit Cheaters Say. And as we all know, they say some really stupid shit. You …
Therapy with Cheaters
Today’s Fun Friday challenge is “How’d that therapy thing work out” with your cheater? Did they do the homework? Book any of the their own …
New Infidelity Euphemisms
Cheating is such an ugly word. That’s why the Reconciliation Industrial Complex has so many euphemisms. Cheating? No, they strayed or were wayward. (Blown off course! Get it? Apparently, …
Your Imaginary Chump-Cheater Biopics
By popular demand, today’s Fun Friday challenge is to script your own chump-cheater biopic. Infidelity feels like a bad two-bit drama, with hammy actors reciting the same worn …
And the Valentine’s Day Poetry Winners Are…
Happy Valentine’s Day, Chump Nation! As my gift to you, I actually drew some cheater cartoons, inspired by the 527 submissions to our annual Infidelity …
Have a Bitch Cookie
It’s time for another round of Bitch Cookie! For those of you new to CN, part of the lexicon here (introduced by member emeritus Rumblekitty) …
Ghoulies and Ghosties and Long-Legged Beasties and Things That Cheat in the Night
Today’s Fun Friday Challenge is to create a Halloween scenario for cheaters. This shouldn’t be much of a stretch here, folks. What’s more heart-stopping and …
The Day of the Deadbeat
By request, today’s “fun” Friday challenge is to share your deadbeat ex stories. #dayofthedeadbeat Unfortunately, infidelity tends to go with other sorts of shitty behavior …
Hashtags for #Cheaters
So your fun Friday challenge today is to come up with hashtags for cheaters. #soeasy Create a brief infidelity scenario, and then snark using hashtags. …
Eat, Pray, Gay?
Okay folks, you can all stop sending me Elizabeth Gilbert news items. If Chump Nation would now like to form a circle, hold hands, and …
Snappy “I’d Rather” Cheater Comebacks
Today’s Fun Friday challenge, by popular demand, is to come up with some snappy comebacks about what you’d rather be than what the cheater accuses you of. …
You Might Be a Cheater If…
Today’s Fun Friday challenge comes from JenPen. Ala Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck if…” JenPen suggests “You might be a cheater if…” For …
A Chump Coming Out Party?
Here’s an intriguing idea from “Chump XX.” Dear Chump Lady, I think we need a party. While I’m going through all the post D-Day scramble …
A Chump Emancipation Proclamation
It’s a little past Independence Day here, but it’s never too late to gain a life! Thought you all might enjoy a Sunday extra from …
The Museum of Broken Relationships
Don’t know what to do with that wedding ring? How about the collection of Franklin Mint Elvis plates he gave you every Christmas? Her love …
Dating Disaster Stories, Anyone?
By popular request, today’s Fun Friday challenge is to relate your worst dating story. You can’t “gain a life” without a certain amount of pratfalls, …
New Age Cheaterisms
Several of you suggested this contest in the comments this week — take a popular New Age-y aphorism like “Live, Love, Laugh” and rewrite it …
No Contact Fails — The Outtakes
This “Fun” Friday contest was suggested by an intrepid chump this week — no contact fails, the outtakes. If your chumpy existence was a Bloopers show …
Cheater or Child? Who Said It Best?
Today’s Fun Friday challenge came from FreeVixen, who suggested a contest in which you compare a cheater utterance with something a child might say, and …
The Fuckwit Pride Parade
Earlier this week I coined the term “Fuckwit Pride Parade” in a UBT post. In the comments, BetrayedNoMore offered this hilarious imagining of a Fuckwit Pride …
