Category: Fun and games
The Fuckwit Pride Parade
Earlier this week I coined the term “Fuckwit Pride Parade” in a UBT post. In the comments, BetrayedNoMore offered this hilarious imagining of a Fuckwit Pride …
Oh the Places You’ll Go!
Yesterday a discussion broke out over the Places Cheaters Go. My partner told me about all the “places” he visits as well. The dark place, …
Make Your Own Cheater Memes!
People often report that they find their cheaters posting narcissistic New Age profundity on social media. One must pursue the Butterflies of Aliveness! Happiness is …
The 3 Douchiest Things You Don’t Miss
Today’s column was my husband’s idea. We’re knee-deep in a move, going through decades worth of stuff, and having a lot of “WTF did I …
And the winner is….!
Wow, it was TOUGH to call a winner. Thanks for the extra day to pour through the 400+ comments and submissions. You might all have had …
Fourth Annual Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest
It’s February and you know what that means, chumps? It’s time again for our annual Chump Lady Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest! During this season of …
And the Winner Is… Cheater Takes OW to Disneyland Instead of Kids
Hi Chumps, it’s finally time for me to declare a winner of the Cheater Freak Contest 2015. My God, did you make it hard — …
Merry Meh-Mas
Hey Merry Meh-mas everybody! I don’t know if you all celebrate X-mas, but I hope that today, whatever your tradition, you’re celebrating Meh! As you’ve …
Cheater Freak Christmas!
I’m a little late this year, but it’s time again for our Cheater Freak Christmas Contest! This is how the game is played. You determine …
The Promise Land of Meh Town
So the other day a little commentary broke out on a thread when Luziana pronounced herself the future “Mayor of Meh Town.” In the Kingdom of …
Cheater Mad Libs: How I Met My True Love Derrick
You asked for it! Here are Cheater Mad Libs. Now, to do this properly, you have to ask someone who has no clue what is …
A New Chump Credo
On yesterday’s post, Tempest proposed “a new Chump Credo.” Instead of dealing with or dwelling on your lousy, cheating partner/ex — what better things could you …
Write Your Own Cheater Click Bait
Considering the appalling dreck affair partners (or their pseudonyms) write, I thought hey, Chump Nation could write its own click bait! We all know the …
And the Arts & Crafts winner is…
I don’t know if I can scrub the mental images from my brain of manscaping art, genital bedazzling, and assorted cheater weavings. But I’ve kept …
Arts and Crafts for Cheaters
Just riffing on yesterday’s post, “What Else” Can Cheaters Do? I thought Chump Nation might answer the question. By golly, the poor sausages didn’t know …
Problem, Adult Solution, Cheater Solution
It’s time again to play the game “Problem, Adult Solution, Cheater Solution”! I ran a similar post about a year ago, but I think it’s time …
The Narcissist Checklist
I noticed in the comments the other day, on Eat, Pray, Kibble (or as my husband has renamed it “Cheat, Prey, Wuv”), you guys were …
Most Pathetic Play for Kibbles?
So lately we’ve been discussing all the ways cheaters lose their shit when they realize their precious kibble supply is dwindling. Narcissistic rage, self pity, …
Leave a Cheater, Gain a Cat?
So, Chump Lady poll today — how many of you replaced your cheater with a pet? Did you leave a cheater, gain a Vietnamese pot-bellied …
What Dreams Did You Crush?
Apparently, many of us stood in the way of cheater greatness. One thing I noticed, reading all the stories here, is how so many chumps …
