Category: Fun and games
You Might Be a Chump If…
Well, yesterday we explored how you can be completely blindsided by cheating. I mean, I had no idea. It never occurred to me to ask …
What’s Your Patronus?
Yesterday Glinda wrote: I feel my anger has taken a patronus form – a huge tiger that sits there silently reminding me to stay on …
And the Winners of the Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest Are…
And the winners of the Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest ARE…. Boy, you guys made this difficult. Over 450 submissions! So much creativity, so much snark, …
The Third Annual Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest!
It’s February and you know what that means, chumps? It’s time again for our annual Chump Lady Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest! During this season of …
Twelve Days of Cheater Freakiness
I didn’t forget guys. Finally! Here are the cartoons to accompany our Cheater Freak contest from December. As you’ll recall, your assignment was to share …
Cheater Freak Christmas Contest!
It’s time again for our Cheater Freak Christmas Contest! This is how the game is played. You determine what parts of your infidelity story make …
Best Chump Retorts?
Well chumps, I’ve devoted lot of blog pages to Stupid Shit Cheaters Say. And as we all know, they say some really stupid shit. You …
And the Cake Winners Are…
Boy that was some DEEP cake you guys served. Over 400 comments and they’re still coming! Every submission was so absolutely appalling, it was hard to choose! …
Talk Cake to Me
Yesterday’s post “I Always Come Back to You” engendered quite a few stories of cake-eating. Which made me realize we have an entire sub-category of …
And the winner is….!
You chumps have twisted, Gothic imaginations. LOVED the Halloween submissions! I award the winner — STELLA! Who submitted: His costume–Shiva, god of destruction My costume–a …
Cheater Halloween Contest!
Happy Halloween! In honor of our scariest holiday, I thought we could all stop stuffing our faces with chocolate for a moment and have some Halloween …
So What Do You Call Them?
This request was in my inbox this morning, and I thought… hmm… I don’t think I’ve asked this question here before. The chump wanted to …
Dreadful Cheater Holidays
So last week, in a comment from TimeHeals, I suggested that Dreadful Cheater Holidays could be its own post. How many of us had those …
Create Some Fake Credentials for Chump Lady!
Emboldened by Esther Perel’s questionable credentials (as discovered the other day by Nomar and TimeHeals), I thought it’s about time I fluffed up my resumé. I …
Mistress Greeting Cards… Really.
Who says cheaters aren’t thoughtful? They disappear on their families, court STDs, and spend your savings on Back Page hook-ups, but hey! they send …
Chump Lady Answers Her Search Term Questions
I have a perverse interest in Google analytics. I’m always curious to see how people wash up on the shores of Chump Lady. Just what …
And the Bitch Cookie Goes to…!
In case you missed it, one of our intrepid chumps shared the term “bitch cookie” with Chump Nation and it took off. What’s a bitch …
What Gift Do You Give a Cheater?
Riffing on our renconcilliation post the other day, Blue mentioned that Mort Fertel advises you win your cheater back with gifts. I wonder what gift …
Potty Mouth Day
As you can tell, I enjoy good invective and you guys have been sharing some real winners lately. From Rumblekitty: “he’d fuck a snake if …
And the Golden Sleeping Bag Goes to…
Boy you guys have some crazy ass cheaters. This was some tough competition from snorkeling in the Dead Sea to OW puking in your toilet. …
