Category: Fun and games

And the Cheater Affliction Award Goes to…

Yesterday’s post on Dean McDermott’s “remorse” dramatics inspired quite a few stories of cheaters disintegrating into madness when faced with the loss of cake. Now …

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Stupidest Blameshifting You Got?

According to Andrew G. Marshall, some of the forces that compel cheaters to cheat are nagging and childrearing. Yesterday, “blue” recounted that her husband told …

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You Might Be a Chump If…

My husband thought up today’s post. In the vein of comedian Jeff Foxworthy’s You Might Be a Redneck If … tell me how you might …

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And the winner of the Valentine’s Day Contest is….

My God, chumps, you made this VERY, VERY difficult! The talent! The humor! The snark! I hate choosing favorites, and yet I like to goad …

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The Second Annual Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest

We’re getting an early start this year, chumps. It’s time again to send me your Infidelity Valentines! During this season of love, roses, and cut-rate …

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On the First Day of Christmas My Cheater Freak Gave to Me…

You didn’t think I forgot our little contest did you? Chumps, it was so hard to choose a Freak of the Week winner. You were …

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Freak of the Week

This contest was proposed to me by my husband (a former chump) as we got to comparing freakish cheater details of our own stories, and …

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Lost Unicorn

Okay, I just saw this and had to laugh. Hope you all are enjoying your weekend!

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Chump Dating Questionnaire

Well so many of you have been after me for a chump dating service, that I had an idea for a post. If this is …

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And the winner of the Meh mug is…

It was tough to judge all the awesome curses! You guys could open a voodoo shop with all your cantankerous mojo. Remind me to never …

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Best Curses Contest

It’s the start of the weekend, so maybe I’m getting giddy or something, but I got the idea for a curse contest from a Facebook …

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What’s the Stupidest Lie You Bought?

We’ve all been chumped in some pretty outlandish ways. This especially came to mind reading the comments on yesterday’s post. (The “banana bread” in the …

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And the winner of the Meh mug is….

You all made this VERY difficult. When I asked for your best resentments, I had no idea the depth of suckitude out there. Oh, I …

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Your Best Resentments

Okay, I know it’s not healthy to hang on to resentments. The goal here is “meh,” but that said, cheaters create some of the most …

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Write a Dating Profile for Your Ex

After Eddie’s letter yesterday, (the poor guy who got a DDay 49 days into his marriage), I thought, God that woman sounds like such a …

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Asshole Songs!

Hey chumps! While I’m working on my post, I thought you might enjoy this video from Garfunkel and Oates. An ode to the booty call, …

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Stupid Shit the Affair Partner Says

By popular request… I bring you “Stupid Shit the Affair Partner Says”! Some of you chumps have had the misfortune of having direct communication with …

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Stupid Cheater Moments

Here’s an idea, folks. What do you think of, in addition to Stupid Shit Cheaters Say, there could be a page for Stupid Cheater Moments, …

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Dear Chump Lady, Please catalog icky cheater lyrics

Dear Chump Lady, I have so enjoyed reading your blog since I stumbled across an article of yours on HuffPo. I was thinking of your …

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And the winners are….

And the winners of the First Annual Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest are… Lina and ThatGirl! I had such a hard time choosing! In the end, …

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