Category: Holidays

Happy Father’s Day!

Happy Dad’s day to all the chump men! Hope you’re out celebrating today and being celebrated. If you’re going through the infidelity and divorce crucible …

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Happy Mother’s Day! Take a Single Mom to Brunch

Happy Mother’s Day everyone! I’ve got my son home from college and everything’s grand. I’m celebrating the weekend by making his dental appointments and replacing …

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New Year’s Friday Challenge!

Happy Almost New Year’s Chump Nation! Boy, I for one am quite happy to see 2017 go down the shitter. Let’s hear it for new …

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Dear Chump Lady, Is it okay to fuck with his head?

Dear Chump Lady, Is it OK for me to fuck with his head?  I really want to scare him and the OW over the holiday …

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Dear Chump Lady, WTF Merry X-mas?!

Dear Chump Lady, WTF do we chumps do about X-mas greetings from fucktard ex when they drop kids/collect kids and wish us a “Merry Christmas”? …

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Tell Me How You’re Mighty, Holiday Edition

Hey, it’s time for a Chump Nation mightiness check in! To the newbies, about every 6 months or so I ask CN to tell me …

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Cheater Freak Christmas Countdown!

It’s time again for our Cheater Freak Christmas Countdown! To the newbies, every year we try to best each other with our cheater freak stories. …

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It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like D-Day

One of the lasting “gifts” of infidelity for me is that the holidays can’t roll around without me thinking, “Someone’s going to have a D-Day …

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Some Holiday Uplift

Any choral music geeks out there in Chump Nation? It’s Sunday night and I just got back from a performance at the Kennedy Center in …

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What to Say to Sanctimonious Rubberneckers?

Tis the season for unsolicited advice. Apparently, a bunch of you aren’t doing divorce right, and some well-meaning onlookers (cough…) have seen fit to point …

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Dear Chump Lady, How do I make it through the holidays?

It’s that season again and it’s time to rerun this column. If you’re in a bit of a holiday slump, this goes one out to you. For …

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Happy Father’s Day!

Hey, I just wanted to wish all our chump dads and step-dads out there a very happy Father’s Day! If you’re going through the infidelity …

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Happy Mother’s Day to Single Moms

I was a single mom for most of my son’s childhood, and I have to confess to you as hokey and shameful as this is …

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The Annual Infidelity Valentine’s Day Poetry Contest

You didn’t think I forgot, did you? It’s time again for Infidelity Valentines! During this season of love, roses, and cut-rate chocolates, it’s important to …

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Tis the Season for New Traditions

Happy holidays, Chump Nation! Okay, maybe they aren’t happy this year. Maybe you just had a D-Day. Maybe you just blew your whole holiday budget …

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The Annual Christmas Freak Countdown

It’s time again for our Cheater Freak Christmas Countdown! To the newbies, every year we try to best each other with our cheater freak stories. …

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It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like D-Day…

One of the lasting “gifts” of infidelity for me is that the holidays can’t roll around without me thinking, “Someone’s going to have a D-Day …

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Dear Chump Lady, How do I make it through the holidays?

It’s that season again and it’s time to rerun this column. If you’re in a bit of a holiday slump, this goes one out to you. For …

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Things We Are Grateful For

Happy Thanksgiving, Chump Nation! Have you started your turkey basting yet? I’ve got a 20-pound behemoth to prepare, so forgive the brevity of this post. …

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Things We Are Not Grateful For

By popular suggestion, today we can vent about all those annoyances of a cheating ex we are not grateful for. However, tomorrow — on Thanksgiving …

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