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The Decline of Tiger Woods

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Looks like karma beat the shit out of Tiger Woods with a golf club. It’s a tragic downfall for someone so amazingly talented —  to have the cops find you asleep in your car, arrest you for intoxicated driving, your mugshot forever on the interwebz. Several sex addiction ranch retreats ago, Tiger Woods was on top of the world. […]

Huma Finally Leaves

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You may have seen the news last week — finally, Huma Abedin has filed for divorce on Carlos Danger, (aka Anthony Weiner), her pervy, sexting, boxer-brief-throbbing, disgraced politician husband. The news was announced Friday, the same day Weiner plead guilty  to transferring obscene material to a minor. Weiner will next be sentenced to jail and must to register as […]

Might Want to Rethink that “Character” Thing

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Conservative columnist for the New York Times, David Brooks, recently wed his former researcher assistant, Anne Snyder, who is 23 years younger than he is. Old dude trades in first wife for younger model, not exactly breaking news here. Unless, of course, you’ve staked your reputation on being a national spokesperson for Character and Virtue. In […]

And the Mighty Award Goes to Dianne Bentley!

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Dianne Bentley isn’t taking her cheater’s crap anymore. A thunderous standing ovation from Chump Nation to Dianne for refusing to eat the good wife shit sandwich! For those of you just tuning in (or who don’t live anywhere near the U.S. news cycle), Dianne Bentley was married to  Alabama governor Robert Bentley — a dude who helped […]

Is Huma Abedin Really Working It Out with Anthony Weiner?

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Boy if I ever wanted something to be fake news, it’s this latest nugget that Huma Abedin is working things out with disgraced politician-creepy-Tweeter-boxer-boner-pedophile-destroyer-of-the-free-world Anthony Weiner. REALLY? I mean, I think I’m uniquely positioned to understand the exquisite idiocy that is the chump condition, but even I am gobsmacked at this news. Anthony Weiner? According to the […]

A Chump Minstrel Show

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Some of my remaining chump baggage is that I’m unable to watch infidelity depicted in popular dramas without wanting to hang the writers. To wit, “Striking Out” the Irish hit T.V. series about Tara, a plucky solicitor whose lunkheaded fiancé cheats on her with a coworker, the night of Tara’s hen (bachelorette) party. (Sorry. I’m about to solidify the narrative that […]

Anthony Weiner Does Sex Rehab

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Need a break from your perverted double life? Where do you go when you’ve been caught sexting 15-year-0lds? Has your email cache threatened the free world? Try summer camp! Yes, nothing cures “sex addiction” like a ranch retreat! As reported in the New York Post, disgraced politician, New York City mayoral flop, and all-around creepy dude Anthony […]

Everyone Cheats?

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Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani spoke for everyone on the planet this week when he announced on “Meet the Press” that “everybody” cheats. The New York Times reported: The remark came during an exchange on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” after Chuck Todd, the show’s host, asked Mr. Giuliani whether he was “the right person” to bring […]

WTF Trivago Guy?

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Have you guys seen the latest Trivago guy ad? For those of you blessed enough to not get the Trivago ads, it’s this rumpled, stubbly dude pitching a travel site. He’s your average aging man-child. He telegraphs “My hair is gray and I’ve never ironed a shirt, but I’m hitchhiking through Nepal next Thursday!” Anyway, the […]