Several alert chumps sent me the story this weekend of serial-cheater Army Lieutinent Colonel Richard Kane Mansir and his double life. Three chumped women — his wife and two unwitting OW — banded together to take Mansir down and now the army is investigating. That part of the story is amazing — the pluck and tenacity […]
Matt Hancock, Busted
Many of our UK chumps sent me the news this weekend that their Health Secretary, Matt Hancock — the guy in charge of the coronavirus pandemic response — had to resign for failing to socially distance his dick. He was caught on video, by the tabloid newspaper The Sun, kissing his Schmoopie at his office. I’ve […]
Ben Zobrist, Chumped But Not Down
Never underestimate a Chicago Cub. He might be losing nine innings but then come back and…. Win the World Series? Yes and… sue the creep who had an affair with his (now ex-) wife and defrauded his charity. Ben Zobrist, you’re a hero. Zobrist is seeking $6 million in damages in a lawsuit against Byron […]
The Bill and Melinda Gates Divorce
Bill Gates is a cheater. And his wife left him. Those simple facts make Bill Gates incredibly ordinary, despite his vast wealth and world-changing charitable giving. Which just goes to show, that all the riches in the world can’t save you from your own stupid. Before I snark about Microsoft founder Bill Gates and salute […]
Boris Johnson’s Lady Friend(s)
I don’t know what to make of British Prime Minister Boris Johnson. He seems to be a creature constructed entirely of pomposity and paste. His self-regard could be a renewable energy source. A famous philanderer, one of his former Schmoopies, Jennifer Arcuri, made headlines this week for confirming, that yes, she had an affair with […]
Derrick Jaxn, The Latest Unicorn
The Reconciliation Industrial Complex has a new star — “self-love guru” now busted serial cheater, Derrick Jaxn. Seen here in a hostage video with his chump wife, squeezing the life-force out of her arm, lest she flee, or have full oxygen flow to her brain, he offers that why yes, he did cheat. And it […]
Mighty MacKenzie
Talk about Leave a Cheater, Gain a Life. Congrats to MacKenzie Scott this week on her marriage to science teacher Dan Jewett. A solid guy, by all accounts, who thrills to teaching high school chemistry and supporting good causes. As compared to MacKenzie’s ex-husband, Jeff Bezos, the wealthiest man in the world, founder of Amazon. […]
Dump ‘Scorned’ Already
Here’s a word I’d like to see disappear from the infidelity conversation — scorned. (Almost always referring to a woman.) “Scorned Detroit Woman Lists Cheating Ex’s Batmobile on Craigslist.” Really Fox news affiliate? Really? SHE OWNED THE CAR. “Since the car was in my name, I decided to repossess it from him,” she says, smiling. She posted […]
Jason Collier, Serial Douche
Many alert chumps sent me the story of the Stinnett, Texas police chief Jason Collier, who was arrested this week for allegedly faking an annulment so his Schmoopie would think he was free to marry. Jason is a married, ordained minister and father of four with a love triangle (rectangle, dodecahedron… I never tire of […]
Jeffrey Toobin’s Troublesome Dick
To anyone catching up, U.S. legal analyst and journalist Jeffrey Toobin was given indefinite leave after whipping his dick out on a Zoom call. Thus giving new meaning to “talking head.” How this happened is a bit murky on the specifics. (I mean, other than unzipping his trousers and presenting his special friend to his […]
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