Category: Infidelity in the news

Holmes and Robach

Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes Get Canned for Workplace Affair

  Well, this happened last week — the Good Morning America hosts Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes — who were having a workplace affair — …

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Shakira v. Schmoopie: The Timeline

Shakira ‘devastated’ over ex Gerard Pique’s alleged affair with new girlfriend — Page Six (@PageSix) January 9, 2023 Pop diva Shakira learned one of …

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The ‘Side Chik’ — Krystal Hamburger’s Moronic Ad Campaign

Yum, yum. Sloppy seconds. The Krystal hamburger chain (that’s Krystal with a K, the stripper spelling…) launched a new junk food last October — the …

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Womp, Womp Consequences for T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach

Married ‘GMA’ co-hosts T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach allegedly had months-long affair — Page Six (@PageSix) November 30, 2022 Remember the crazy cowinky-dinks …

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The Crazy Synchronicity of Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes

Isn’t the dating-while-married-now-separated synchronicity remarkable? Two people, just friends, suddenly shed their spouses in tandem and want the world to know, they never held hands, …

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Woman Gets $7 Million in Infidelity Post-Nup Clause

You know how I say around here, “Sorry is as sorry does”? And encourage any potential unicorns to get that sorry in the form of …

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Alain de Botton

Alain de Botton Can Bite Me

Why should Esther Perel have all my wrath? There are so many other cheater apologists. Who curiously scrub their sites after I ridicule them. Or …

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broken heart

Heart Broken: Take a Beta Blocker?

Kudos to Alain Brunet, a clinical psychologist and psychiatry professor at McGill University. He recently conducted research into the chump condition that did a couple …

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Olivia Wilde

Olivia Wilde’s Cheating Timeline Busted?

Anyone following the whole Jason Sudeikis/Olivia Wilde breakup with Harry Styles playing the ingenue part as the Other Man? For months it’s been speculated that …

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Sumner Stroh

Adam Levine Suggests Naming His Child After His Mistress

In egomaniacal pop star news, Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine allegedly told his mistress Sumner Stroh he wanted to name his child after her. …

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Camilla Queen Consort

In breaking news, good things happen to lousy people. Many of you have written in since Queen Elizabeth died last Thursday to express outrage that …

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Michelle Branch

Michelle Branch Arrested for Slapping Cheating Husband

Ugh. This story. Let’s get the usual caveats out there — domestic violence is never okay. We don’t drive people to hit us. Get out, …

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Olivia Newton John

Olivia Newton John’s Unwavering Positivity

Olivia Newton John, the Australian singer, passed away this week and by all accounts she was a class act — gracious, professional, philanthropic. (She left …

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Mary Elizabeth Coleman

Uber Driver Busts Jesus Cheater Legislators?

If you’re a Jesus cheater planning a tryst, you might not want to rely on the discretion of your Uber driver. In this Twitter thread …

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Elon Musk

The Elon Musk Super Douche Affair

In Wow What a Loathsome Person news, the world’s richest man and Tesla founder, Elon Musk reportedly slept with his best friend’s wife. I know …

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Martin Shkreli

Shkreli Smythe Schmoopie Karma

Somewhere the chumped ex-husband of Christie Smythe must be having a hell of a laugh. Smythe is the star-crossed Schmoopie of Pharma Bro swindler Martin Shkreli. …

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Shakira Got Chumped

Hips don’t lie, but Gerard Piqué does. Shakira — “Queen of Latin Music,” multiple platinum-selling global artist, with a reported net worth of $750 million, …

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Jesus cheaters

A Busy Week for Jesus Cheaters

Have you guys been following the Jesus cheater news this week? Sunday, the Southern Baptist Convention released an explosive 300-page report on sexual abuse within …

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Hulu’s Candy: Twu Wuv and Axe Murder

Here’s a nightmare: Your best friend is screwing your husband. And then she kills you with an axe. Not only does she get away with …

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bad choices

Would You Tell a Dying Woman She’s a Chump?

Here’s a hard question: Would you tell a dying person they’re a chump? (Yes, Mondays are improved by a Hobson’s choice for breakfast.) This was …

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