Category: Infidelity in the news
The Elon Musk Super Douche Affair
In Wow What a Loathsome Person news, the world’s richest man and Tesla founder, Elon Musk reportedly slept with his best friend’s wife. I know …
Shkreli Smythe Schmoopie Karma
Somewhere the chumped ex-husband of Christie Smythe must be having a hell of a laugh. Smythe is the star-crossed Schmoopie of Pharma Bro swindler Martin Shkreli. …
Shakira Got Chumped
Hips don’t lie, but Gerard Piqué does. Shakira — “Queen of Latin Music,” multiple platinum-selling global artist, with a reported net worth of $750 million, …
A Busy Week for Jesus Cheaters
Have you guys been following the Jesus cheater news this week? Sunday, the Southern Baptist Convention released an explosive 300-page report on sexual abuse within …
Hulu’s Candy: Twu Wuv and Axe Murder
Here’s a nightmare: Your best friend is screwing your husband. And then she kills you with an axe. Not only does she get away with …
Would You Tell a Dying Woman She’s a Chump?
Here’s a hard question: Would you tell a dying person they’re a chump? (Yes, Mondays are improved by a Hobson’s choice for breakfast.) This was …
When Soul Mates Go Splat
Leave it to me to miss the snark event of the season. (I’ve been moving house.) Several alert readers sent me the travails of life …
4 Ways Melinda Gates Keeps Her Divorce Classy
CN, if you ever wonder if you’re changing the narrative, take heart. Melinda French Gates just spiked one over the net for Team Chump …
Camilla Queen Consort
Several of you asked me to weigh in on the whole Camilla gets to be Queen Consort controversy. And, I’m sorry to disappoint you, I …
Jeff Zucker’s Hasty Retreat
A bunch of you sent me the news yesterday that Jeff Zucker has been buried in giant avalanche of schadenfreude. The now former-CNN president suddenly …
Woman Donates Kidney to Cheating Boyfriend
Well, CN, you may have been chumped, but at least you got to keep all your organs. Did you see this news item about the …
DaVinci Code Guy’s ‘Secret Life’?
Is it credible that a man who made his fortune on tales of conspiratorial intrigue was accused by his ex-wife of having a double life? …
Alice Evans Will Not Go Quietly
Dear Chump Lady, I would love to read your opinion on Alice Evans and how she is handling her betrayal and divorce. I’m torn between …
UBT: Esther Perel on Beyonce
Chump Lady had a very late night last night, and couldn’t craft sentences this morning even if you put a gun to her head or …
3 Chumped Women Expose Army Lt. Col. with Double Life
Several alert chumps sent me the story this weekend of serial-cheater Army Lieutinent Colonel Richard Kane Mansir and his double life. Three chumped women — his …
Matt Hancock, Busted
Many of our UK chumps sent me the news this weekend that their Health Secretary, Matt Hancock — the guy in charge of the coronavirus …
Ben Zobrist, Chumped But Not Down
Never underestimate a Chicago Cub. He might be losing nine innings but then come back and…. Win the World Series? Yes and… sue the creep …
The Bill and Melinda Gates Divorce
Bill Gates is a cheater. And his wife left him. Those simple facts make Bill Gates incredibly ordinary, despite his vast wealth and world-changing charitable …
Boris Johnson’s Lady Friend(s)
I don’t know what to make of British Prime Minister Boris Johnson. He seems to be a creature constructed entirely of pomposity and paste. His …
Derrick Jaxn, The Latest Unicorn
The Reconciliation Industrial Complex has a new star — “self-love guru” now busted serial cheater, Derrick Jaxn. Seen here in a hostage video with his …
