Category: Infidelity in the news
Jeffrey Toobin’s Troublesome Dick
To anyone catching up, U.S. legal analyst and journalist Jeffrey Toobin was given indefinite leave after whipping his dick out on a Zoom call. Thus …
Woman Has D-Day After Reading Ex’s Wedding Announcement
So how many of you had startling discoveries of infidelity after the divorce? It’s not unheard of here at Chump Nation. But one poor woman, …
Man Sues Affair Partner — And Wins
Did you see this story last week? About the guy in North Carolina who sued his wife’s affair partner with a “homewrecker” law — and …
‘Being Frank’ versus Being Chumped
The new Jim Gaffigan comedy Being Frank is a chump Springtime for Hitler — a terrible idea that someone inexplicably green-lighted. Of course The Producer’s “Springtime …
UBT: ProJared’s Divorce Statement
The Universal Bullshit Translator was awakened from its slumber to several insistent tweets that it tackle some sort of ProJared bullshit. The UBT had no idea …
Shocker. Rudy Giuliani Still a Cheater.
Well, he may look like Nosferatu, but his dick still wanders. Yes, ladies, former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani is back on the market …
Monica Lewinsky Isn’t Going to the Ball
I interrupt this Fun Friday challenge to report the very distressing news that former White House intern Monica Lewinsky was uninvited to a vapid celebrity …
When the Pick Me Dance Turns Deadly
I read the news of a murder/suicide in Philly this week with a sad horror. Jennair Gerardot, 47, confronted the woman who was having an …
UBT: What Sleeping with Married Men Taught Me About Infidelity
Oh Modern Love, what-the-everliving-fuck? A bazillion of you sent me Sunday’s New York Time’s ML column — a look at relationships from the point of view of a …
Australia, You Need to Up Your Scandal Game
Maybe I’m jaded by reading millions of batshit crazy infidelity stories over six years, or feeding Jesus cheaters through the Universal Bullshit Translator, or living …
Mayor of Nashville Feels Really Sad About Her Taxpayer-Funded Affair
Nashville Mayor Megan Barry has a bad case of the sadz. She’s broken up with her hunky police bodyguard Robert Forrest, Jr. and would like …
New Script for Betrayed Political Wives?
Chumped wives in the media. It’s never pretty, is it? If they’re even in focus, that is. Bit players to their husband’s malfeasance. Hanging in …
Esther Perel in the #MeToo Era
I really find it bizarre that cheater apologist Esther Perel is having a moment at exactly the same time as #MeToo. When the zeitgeist on …
There’s the Door, Matt Lauer
Chumps, you know that moment? CN, if you haven’t had that moment, I encourage you to have the moment soonest. (The point of this blog …
Anthony Weiner Gets Sent to the Clink
Creepy sexting mongoose “Carlos Danger”, otherwise known as disgraced politician Anthony Weiner, has a bad case of the sadz. He sobbed in court this week …
Soul Blazing and Navel Gazing
Once upon a time I eviscerated an execrable HuffPo article “Is It Time to Change Our Ideas of Adultery and Marriage?” by “Soul Blazer” Lisa Haisha. Thought it …
All Hail Joss Whedon the Conquering Douchebag
Joss Whedon, ersatz “feminist” and creator of the TV series “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” was just outed by his ex-wife Kai Cole in a guest blog …
An Interview with Jen Waite, Author of “A Beautiful, Terrible Thing”
Jen Waite lived a nightmare we here at Chump Nation can all relate to — one terrible day she discovered her spouse had a double …
The Decline of Tiger Woods
Looks like karma beat the shit out of Tiger Woods with a golf club. It’s a tragic downfall for someone so amazingly talented — to have the cops …
Huma Finally Leaves
You may have seen the news last week — finally, Huma Abedin has filed for divorce on Carlos Danger, (aka Anthony Weiner), her pervy, sexting, boxer-brief-throbbing, …
