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Grieving the Affair Partner and Other BS

March 10, 2020 by Chump Lady

cake

Here’s a Reconciliation Industrial Complex trope that can die in ignominy — chumps being patient as their cheater “grieves” the affair partner. Ain’t that special? What sort of quack gives license to the mope-fest that is the tragic loss of cake? “Oh, if you reconcile, you must show love and understanding to your partner right […]

Filed Under: Cake Eating, Quacks, Reconciliation Tagged With: Grieving affair partner, reconciliation, Reconciliation Industrial Complex

Apologize to Your Cheater, Says RIC Quack

February 19, 2020 by Chump Lady

In my inbox this morning was a note from the publicist of Andrew G. Marshall, British “therapist”. Hello Tracy, I saw your article about infidelity “7 Idiotic Things Cheaters Say, and How to Respond” and wanted to share with you the exclusive interview with the UK’s most famous relationships therapist Andrew G. Marshall who reveals […]

Filed Under: Quacks Tagged With: Andrew G. Marshall, Reconciliation Industrial Complex

The OW Recommends a Self-Help Book

February 10, 2020 by Chump Lady

Voodoo doll

Hi Chump Lady! I wrote to you over the holiday’s, detailing how my cheating EX got cheated on by his mistress and how karma, completely un-looked for at this stage, caught up with him. WELL….Today I received a package (at my office!) from the EX mistress with an “inspirational book” and a letter from the […]

Filed Under: Other Women, Quacks, universal bullshit translator Tagged With: Sorry Not Sorry, Universal Bullshit Translator

UBT: “Blowing up the Marriage to Improve the Marriage”

January 14, 2020 by Chump Lady

A submission here from “Deaun” to the Universal Bullshit Translator that was too fucked up to pass over. According to my counselor [the affair] was a subconscious way of blowing up our marriage to improve it. It was physiological, my brain enjoyed the dopamine. I’m assuming from the “my brain enjoyed the dopamine” Deaun is the […]

Filed Under: Quacks, Reconciliation, universal bullshit translator Tagged With: Universal Bullshit Translator

‘My therapist wants to know how I caused my husband to cheat’

December 23, 2019 by Chump Lady

shrink

Dear Chump Lady, I just finished reading your book. Your words about using caution when finding the right therapist were life changing for me. I found out after 24 years of marriage that my husband had been having an affair for over a year. In the many counseling sessions I have attended since D-Day, I […]

Filed Under: Blameshifting, Quacks, Reconciliation Tagged With: Bad therapy, Blameshifting

Where’s the Data on Reconciliation?

December 11, 2019 by Chump Lady

Dear Chump Lady, Here is what would have helped move me forward, something that seems more rare than unicorns themselves: unicorn research. I’d expected that relationship experts would have gobs of years-long, scientifically blessed research on topics that really matter when you’re struggling to figure out what to do, right? Because when you go unicorn […]

Filed Under: Quacks, Reconciliation Tagged With: reconciliation, Reconciliation Industrial Complex

Worst Infidelity Advice Ever?

November 22, 2019 by Chump Lady

Narcissist Goldfish

Sometimes you need a good example of a bad example. After you’ve been cheated on, a lot of the advice out there is atrocious, like don’t decide anything for six months to a year. If I could wave my magic chump wand and eradicate one bit of post-infidelity stupid that would be it. Do you need 6 […]

Filed Under: Quacks, What Not to Do Tagged With: Bad advice, What Not to Do If You've Been Cheated On

Have a Chat with Schmoopie? Just Don’t.

October 22, 2019 by Chump Lady

bullshit bird

The Universal Bullshit Translator has choked down Lori Gottlieb’s “Dear Therapist” dreck before. But like an undigested glob of upchuck, she’s back. Splat. With advice so awful, I think she’s punking us. I submit to you: “Dear Therapist: My Girlfriend Had an Affair With My Co-worker — I’ve forgiven her, but I can’t forgive him.” A […]

Filed Under: Bad infidelity advice, Pick me dance, Quacks Tagged With: Dear Therapist, Lori Gottlieb

Therapy Fails?

September 13, 2019 by Chump Lady

Mr. Mindfuck

Most chumps have tried therapy with fuckwits. No knock on the mental health profession, but therapists are not wizards. They aren’t going to hand out hearts, brains, and courage. You either bring that stuff to the shrink sofa, or you don’t. So today’s Fun (?) Friday Challenge is to share your Therapy Fails. It can […]

Filed Under: Quacks, Reconciliation Tagged With: Therapy with fuckwits

UBT: Investigative Questions for Couples Experiencing Infidelity

September 5, 2019 by Chump Lady

shrink

Every crime needs an investigation. Not to worry, Inspector Esther Perel is on the case! And now you can be an amateur sleuth too thanks to this free download on Amazon: Investigative Questions for Couples Experiencing Infidelity. Whodunnit? Well, that’s obvious. It’s that cheater sitting next to you. (Gasp!) But is it really? Maybe… maybe… […]

Filed Under: Esther Perel, Quacks, Reconciliation Tagged With: esther perel, infidelity

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